Tattoo artist: So, what do you do?
Me: I’m a doctor
Her: No shit, I didn’t know they let doctors have tattoos these days
Me: Lol who’s ‘they’?
Her: I don’t know, probably old straight white guys?
Me: *Nods* https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau">.....https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">

#medtwitter, let’s see yours!
Yesssss more! @jmugele, care to chime in?
Wow, this thing has really taken off - keep the pics coming! I don’t have a SoundCloud but hey while we’re here: legalize #SCS and #safesupply, #XtheXwaiver, end the #WarOnDrugUsers, and #DefundThePolice. I will not be taking questions at this time, thank you and good day. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">
For those who have asked, the cattails are a shout out to my dad who died suddenly a few years ago. I gladly accept any and all references to them as corndogs, which would have pleased him greatly.
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