I'm glad Chris Pine's agent has finally realized he is, in the grand tradition of Cary Grant, a hot, comedic leading man.

Chris Pine's main point in film is to be extremely attractive and make the leading lady forget her woes and be happy for a goddamn minute and in this day and age of heterosexuality we NEED this

CHRIS PINE AND EMMA STONE RE-MAKE "BRINING UP BABY" BUT DON'T BRING IT TO THE 2020'S, JUST KEEP IT IN THE 1930S HOLLYWOOD CALL ME LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN

you can tell that Hollywood is run by men, for men, because all the "serious" movies have men killing people and NONE of them have handsome men in shirts with their sleeves rolled-up halfway making women laugh

WOMEN DON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN HANDSOME MEN IN SHIRTS WITH THEIR SLEEVES ROLLED-UP HALFWAY WHO MAKE THEM LAUGH

IT IS LITERALLY UNIVERSAL

for us pan/bi/het people, at least