reasons to lose weight: a thread
(non-cringe edition)
1. people are going to treat you better bcs of how society admires skinny ppl more. You’ll find strangers being kinder to you and you’ll get away w things (like not having the right change) simply bcs you’re skinny
2. you’ll get more attention (obviously) because you’re body will be more desirable, ppl will want to befriend you bcs they find you platonically attractive others will want to date you.
3. you’ll be more confident in yourself and you’ll be able to express yourself more freely by dressing exactly how you want without looking ugly in what you wear
4. apparently overweight ppl have less cognitive abilities than others so basically skinny=smarter
5. food will taste better because you’ve cut out all that extra bullshit like excessive sugars and oils
6. you’ll have more money to spend on things besides food because you won’t be snacking as much or even buying as much food
7. you’ll get rid of the toxic ppl in your life who don’t want you to progress. you’ll find out who’s genuinely happy for your weight loss and who is jealous or angry that you look better now
8. you become more memorable to ppl the more they find you attractive so if you feel insignificant rn dw
9. you’ll literally become the standard... like ppl will want to look like you
10. you feel more energetic because you spend less energy carrying all that extra weight
11. you sweat less. that’s it that’s the tweet
12. your skin gets clearer bcs again, no sugars or oils in your diet
13. you won’t be as hungry all the time because your body would have gotten used to smaller portions and your stomach will shrink
14. the compliments just...yes
15. you’ll actually get to experience the different seasons like you won’t be too hot in summer or kinda warm in winter bcs of the extra body fat
16. studies have shown that women’s memory improved after their weight loss so....???
17. if you snore... losing weight can actually stops snoring (obviously other factors come into play) but you get what i mean
18. better s3x drive for all my h word oomfs
19. if you have seasonal allergies losing weight might reduce those or get rid of them bcs being overwei strains your adrenal glands and respiratory system
20. you’ll get to try out new activities that you didn’t think of trying before because you were too ashamed/ embarrassed of being fat.
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