bought a 10-pack of chocolate chip cupcakes and am playing breath of the wild for the first time.... i am the king of some Very Much Needed self care

WHAT THE HELL IS A BLOOD MOON!!!!! THIS ISNT SELF CARE!!!!!

i keep accidentally throwing my sword at enemies when they start running at me

his name is domino and his temperament might be wild but By Gum if he ain’t handsome

this game, watching me call my horse domino: You Fool. You Clown. You Want A Domino? I Will Show You A Domino.

me, frolicking across some rocks in the grassy plains: :)
the rocks, that are actually a Giant Rock Man, upon whose calciferous head i am now squatting as he rises from the ground:

I FOUND A B—

DR???? DRAG??? DRAGON????

this game is somethin else man