Our Quebec cabin rental has some interesting ideas about Canadian life.

Weird that I have those same shorts though

I believe the wedding (confirmation?) dress and a baseball bat is what the kids refer to as a “mood.”

Okay guys this book is frigging amazing.

Here we see the traditional Canadian waking ritual, rousing the Canucks to another day in pristine wilderness. (The horn makes a Canadian goose call)

After breakfast it’s time to dress for our traditional vocation of hewing wood. (“YES mother I’m using a towel!”)

Once dressed, it’s time to barter with Canada Post for important mail, like the census. Fresh fish is always a strong bargaining chip.

This is what everybody outside of Toronto thinks Toronto looks like.

And we fear and hate it.

I can’t make a joke better than the actual caption from this RCMP training exercise: “A mob of ‘rioters’ played by soldiers from (Petawawa) attacks a mock parliament building, chanting ‘we want beer’ and hurling tennis balls.”

The commute in Ottawa.

Leonard Cohen and his band engage in some light afternoon sport.

BUT DONT TELL US CANADIANS DONT KNOW HOW TO RELAX DAMNIT

That man is SO ANGRY at these fish and being made to wear that tube.