bro ur stance fucking sucks. did no one teach u how to wield a weapon? now i have to go over there, stand behind u and gently guide u through it. what? bro... stop looking at me like that or i’ll kiss u, u idiot

the inherent homoeroticism of teaching someone how to wield a weapon......

consider this: character a (grumpy but with a secret marshmallow heart) begrudgingly corrects character b’s posture & character b (an incorrigible flirt) slyly says, “i think i’m going to need u to show me that again :/“, making character a go all flustered and shit

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