Thread by @jijidraws, so i started schitt's creek uhhh i am already two eps into [...]

so i started schitt's creek

uhhh i am already two eps into season two
where did season one go

MUTT'S BEARD
NO. NO. NOOOO.
BRING IT BACK. BRING IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

okay so i made it to season three. best opening ever.

but now: im getting vibes between patrick and david and im kinda crossing my fingers and toes hoping it’ll happen????

Watching David open the doors to his own store is so exciting..!!

Ugh the way his parents are watching him all proud is making me misty-eyed.

omg the fact that patrick can KEEP UP with david’s wit and send it right back is 10/10 please let them get together, thank you.

HE FRAMED THE FIRST RECEIPT FROM THEIR STORE GET OUT

the way alexis lit up seeing her mum at her graduation help

IM SCREAMKNG
A KISS
THEY DO THE KISS
KI S S@ OH myyy GODDDD

uhhh that’s a hell of an opening for season four

oh my god patrick is so soft someone wrap him in a blanket and protect him please

when you kissed me that felt like my first time..?!???! my fucking HEART.

“Sorry I’m not a condom.”

mouth shaped sunburn oh my god

j a k e
JAKE
STEVIE!!! JAKE????

“profit margins — how do you get more of those?”
i ask myself that every day alexis.

this christmas routine
h e l p

oh my god david goes off and patrick latches on to the word “boyfriend” out of all the things he says..????

nothing like sampling cheese at your ex fiancé’s current partner’s farm

I kind of love Heather tho.

oh my GOD
TED IS THERE???? Oh fuck.

please tell me patrick is an angel on this acoustic guitar and makes david reluctantly swoon internally

my soul has left my body
get it butter-voiced beau

i would like a 4 month-a-versary cookie without the side of panic

F I A N C É
patrick. PATRICK.

“you make me feel right.”
help sos

david ‘wah-ing’ the entire time stevie dragged him out of bed.
i felt that.

miguel is very cute oh no

okay but the honeymoon thing really works. although our fav go-to is “ten year anniversary.”

im surprised miguel is drawing a line even though he’s ted’s rival. dang. go miguel.

stevie and david have such a good friendship and i love that it doesnt swing into ‘they’re a m/f friendship so there has to be sexual tension’ pitfall. ;0;

p u b i c r e l a t i o n s

im sad stevie is second guessing herself noooo stevie..!

this post maybe-breakup tension is insane. DAVID. you waited too long. aaaaaAAAHHHHH

YES PATRICK
get your olive branches.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING. DAVID. ARE YOU DANCING OR ATTACKING.

Okay actually, that was so very cute and silly and soft and vulnerable. it reminded me of nights with my partner where I’m dancing to some dumb song and he can’t stop looking at me like I’m the best thing in the world and im actually crying help

can i just... slap alexis’ shitty friend. get out and take your dumb once-hot-water with you.

that piñata is so fucking scary
its haunted

albany needs to ditch these ladies omg. and GOOD ON YOU ALEXIS. ♡

ted’s face when alexis comes clean about her feels. he looks so wrecked. oh my gosh noooo. ;0;

p a t r i c k
said THE L WORD

jocelyn driving moira to her own in-labour hospital trip is just... wow.

Broke up with Heather???
BROKE UP WITH HEATHER?

HE SAID IT BACK
DAVID SAID IT BACK
IM CRYING AGAIN

TED YOU SMOOTH MFUXJER

12 days of Christmas but with 12 bottles of wine. Stevie. You genius.

watching the end of season four it’s kind of wild how far they’ve all come. ;0; ❤︎

twyla's face when alexis is talking about her 'ye olde diamond swap' days is everything. her patience, tact, and overall ability to remain kind and both empathetic and sympathetic is unmatched. truly.

moira and johnny's relationship is, dare i say it, morticia and gomez-like. they're so much in love even after all these years. damn.

oh my godddd the miscommunication of them moving in together. oh my god.

so its cute that ted is very concerned about looking like a heartbreaker but he's just all soft inside. BUT... i am realising: he doesn't know that alexis and miguel had a sort of date. WILL THIS COME UP LATER???

patrick force feeding david a jello shot to get him to shut up and mellow the hell out. that is what i want rn. someone feed me jello shots.

oh my god i did not think ted kissing david during a game where the objective IS to KISS PEOPLE would stir all that drama. i think they took the theme to heart too hard. this is high school level drama.

STEVIE GOT CAUGHT TAKING A TITTY PICTURE????
I'M DEAD.

Ken's phone number ohohohohoho
have the tables have turned, David. >:D

Okay but, A Little Bit Alexis is a bop.

THAT'S RIGHT STEVIE THAT IS HIS LOSS.
HIIIIS LOSS.

"WE JUST NEED A BODY."
"Then go to the morgue."
d a v i d

;0; He won the GAAAAME

david being motivated by the smell of barbecue is me.

ANTONIO.
oh my GOD
oh no is this going where i think it's going

that respectful, consensual, delivery guy roleplay between alexis and ted is what every show needs.

PATRICK'S PARENTS ARE INVITED
oh my goddddd yes yes yes
LET'S GOOO

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