if i had a gf i would simply sew on big pretty embroidered pockets on her pants and dresses

if a had a gf id give her the cool trinkets I find everywhere even if I wanted to keep them

If I had a gf i would take her to the aquarium and would tell her she’s even prettier than a jellyfish

if I had a gf i would look at the night sky with her and tell her she’s my superstar

if I had a gf I would attempt to make her baked goods but then they turn out bad so I buy her anything she wants instead

if I had a gf i would sit with her in the evening rain and laugh with her while we catch frogs in our big yellow raincoats

if I had a gf everytime I’d see her I would find her favorite flowers and put them in her hair

this thread applies to all genders now btw please date me I’d b a great so