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Lmaooo I& #39;ve been in that situation before, it& #39;s fun at the beginning then it turns into a full time job.
Now you got two jobs, and only one of them pays you.
Can& #39;t even be the small spoon during cuddling cause her hand is gonna reach for your dick, and try to resuscitate it.
Now you gotta sleep on your stomach so she can& #39;t get to the dick in the middle of the night.
You can& #39;t take any chances cause your dick can betray you, you& #39;re tired as hell but your stupid ass dick with a mind of its own felt a woman& #39;s touch and got hard now she thinks you wanna fuck.
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