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- how many times can rafa not correct someone calling him & #39;mr. benson& #39; before liv actually punches him in frustration and general horniness
- which one of them is the first to absentmindedly smell a piece of the other& #39;s clothing and smile wistfully and why is it somehow both of them at the same time
- OH HOLY SHIT one of them takes off their ring for a completely normal and mundane reason and the other notices and has one whole existential crisis in three minutes but can& #39;t say anything because it would be too revealing
- that first real hot night of the summer where the air conditioner is just not getting the job done and there is a lot of skin on display and the bed smells like sweat and the other person and some people are having... Some Thoughts
- rita calhoun says the sentence & #39;this is the most fucking inconvenient marriage of convenience in the history of the institution& #39;
somebody asks rafa out and he says & #39;sorry i can& #39;t i& #39;m in love with my wife& #39; and the person is like & #39;uhhhhh yeah ok that& #39;s certainly one way to say you& #39;re married. that is certainly one sentence construction that indicates that.& #39;
rafa tells liv about it and she& #39;s like & #39;you could go out with them if you wanted, it& #39;s fine& #39; and rafa reacts all scandalized before he really thinks about it & #39;WE& #39;RE MARRIED& #39; and then they just stare at each other for a while before one of them bolts
the aftermath of this is absolutely a conversation in which they talk about how they do not want to date other people but which also includes absolutely no admittance of feelings, meaning they& #39;ve made like one (1) inch of progress
one (1) person makes some sort of disparaging remark about the validity of their marriage and liv goes & #39;oh you mean the love of my fucking life?& #39; just goes absolutely feral on them.
how many times do they accidentally descend into a game of what is basically marriage chicken and why is the answer & #39;every few weeks& #39;
you know that rafa has some snacking habits that even favorite co-worker/best friend liv could not imagine. she watches him absolutely coat a chocolate chip eggo in hot sauce and she has to go into another room because it& #39;s embarrassing how much she wants to fuck him, Her Husband
