- how many times can rafa not correct someone calling him 'mr. benson' before liv actually punches him in frustration and general horniness

- which one of them is the first to absentmindedly smell a piece of the other's clothing and smile wistfully and why is it somehow both of them at the same time

- OH HOLY SHIT one of them takes off their ring for a completely normal and mundane reason and the other notices and has one whole existential crisis in three minutes but can't say anything because it would be too revealing

- that first real hot night of the summer where the air conditioner is just not getting the job done and there is a lot of skin on display and the bed smells like sweat and the other person and some people are having... Some Thoughts

- rita calhoun says the sentence 'this is the most fucking inconvenient marriage of convenience in the history of the institution'

somebody asks rafa out and he says 'sorry i can't i'm in love with my wife' and the person is like 'uhhhhh yeah ok that's certainly one way to say you're married. that is certainly one sentence construction that indicates that.'

rafa tells liv about it and she's like 'you could go out with them if you wanted, it's fine' and rafa reacts all scandalized before he really thinks about it 'WE'RE MARRIED' and then they just stare at each other for a while before one of them bolts

the aftermath of this is absolutely a conversation in which they talk about how they do not want to date other people but which also includes absolutely no admittance of feelings, meaning they've made like one (1) inch of progress

one (1) person makes some sort of disparaging remark about the validity of their marriage and liv goes 'oh you mean the love of my fucking life?' just goes absolutely feral on them.

how many times do they accidentally descend into a game of what is basically marriage chicken and why is the answer 'every few weeks'

you know that rafa has some snacking habits that even favorite co-worker/best friend liv could not imagine. she watches him absolutely coat a chocolate chip eggo in hot sauce and she has to go into another room because it's embarrassing how much she wants to fuck him, Her Husband