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Moving Back in with my Conservative Parents at 24, A THREAD
Moving Back in with my Conservative Parents at 24, A THREAD
1/? so they don& #39;t eat vegetables?? is this a thing 60+ y/o parents do? just not eat anything that isn& #39;t beige or dessert?? my body is a temple ppl cmon
2/? Fox News is literally on 24/7. this is how I grew up so I just tune it out but there is nothing more satisfying than ignoring their hourly 3-5 "ugh liberals" sighs waiting for me to ask them what they& #39;re sighing about (y& #39;know to start a fight) and me never asking
3/? went to mexican restaurant. can confirm father said "hole-la" and "grahs-ee-yass"
4/? this isn& #39;t anything interesting. it& #39;s just a reminder to my cousins who follow me that they are 
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5/?
it& #39;s COMMA-LA guys.
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
h8 her correctly for pete& #39;s sake
it& #39;s COMMA-LA guys.
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
it& #39;s COMMA-LA
h8 her correctly for pete& #39;s sake
6/? WebMd has been referenced thrice today regarding my brother and his gf& #39;s pregnancy. I am concerned.
7/? the frustration in the household today centered on the fact that google/apple calendars should NOT be able to force you to know about other culture& #39;s holidays!! the pain of knowing about different groups of people!!
8/? in good news: my father has now made it through a full film (parasite) and series (pbs& #39; resistance) that are fully subtitled and in korean/french https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Applaus-Zeichen (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (heller Hautton)">
family reading time tonight, at a glance:
me: The Woman in the Window by AJ Finn
parents: CONCEALED CARRY Magazine
me: The Woman in the Window by AJ Finn
parents: CONCEALED CARRY Magazine
10/? my newest tactic is playing with my dog and her loudest squeaky toy during my father& #39;s nightly fox news watching while ALSO holding a separate squeaky toy that I squeak in my hand every time someone lies/is racist on television
11/? found out recently that my dad asked my brother–who lives in town, how to change his zoom background to just be a giant NRA logo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> (brother said no)
