Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:1]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Beautiful women shalt only desire the Rinda's discipline Abdul, and try to wineth him by entering into his DM, for Al Aaah, the most merciful, shall command Abdul to reply to you."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:2]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Thou shalt surrender to the Machismo of Al-Aah-aah-aah's son The Rinda Ali's disciple Abdul, for Al-aah-aah-aah, the most merciful, shall shrink your appendage for disobeying him"

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:3]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Thou shalt maketh available your contact Al-gebra to Al-Ah-Ah-Ah's special Abdul, failing which great one shall unleash unparalleled fury upon thee, fury of such magnitude causes ever lasting bowel movements."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:4]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Great patience be deployeth with all glory.... whole, for the patient and submitting one gets the Al-Ah-Ah-Ah's wood in form of great one's third leg."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:5]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"O believers, who groweth hair on face and has scrotum down there, yee must not use what is above your shoulders to think, and make the commandar of what is between your legs."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:6]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"O believers, who groweth bosom and has no scrotum down there, yee must not use what is above your shoulders to think, for you lack necessary equipment to think."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:7]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"O believers, you endowed with incompetent member, you must chop it off when yee prepuberal, in default thy goats, cattle and women will humiliate you whistle copulation."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:8]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Ye O Believers whose beauty yonder breaketh, be enticed by the Al-Ah-Ah-Ah's best man, that is, your sincerely Abdul."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:9]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Al-Ah-Ah-Ah, the imaginary, has a hoochie koochie man, that is, your sexy Nobi Abdul and only his will erects mountains and moistens ponds."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:10]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Thou shalt not use Bar-Abbas made protection, when Bar-Al-Aah's disciple giveth you his protection."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:11]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"O ye Believers, with thou weaketh senses, commit unspeakable actions, deceit, lies, ab-duct, to speak a few, ensureth getting laid time to time."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:12]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Eva useth teeth on Adumb's forbidden fruit, bringing doom to mankind. The serpent is to be played with, the apple is too delicate for fun."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:13]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"O believers, be fuckeneth Nastycist, for the pervertiege gets to enjoy 73 unfucketh entities to indulge with physically and an undying curse of void within you."

Queue-Ran 2.0 [1:14]
Chapter Name Tharak-un Nisa:

"Be(er) Hold! You Faithfools, The kingdom of Al-Ah-Ah-Ah awaits with harem of heavenly nymphs to cum you down from your otherwise unquenchable lust; and the bazooka of Al-Ah-Ah-Ah awaits those who used logic."