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EVANGELION REACTIONS: A THREAD
where the fuck do i start
no i’m serious HOW
THE OPENING IS A BOP
already with the godzilla shit
UNDERGROUND UPSIDEDOWN CITY
deadbeat father except scientist jdhdhdjsjs
“chosen one” archetype 
star wars motif???
hmmm yes boy pilot dead lmao
oh he trauma man
he living with adult gorl
OH HE NAKED
the eva is beautiful
center the target pull the trigger
hedgehog dilemma?? sounds veryyy familiar 
omg a school bully the sexual tension 
we stan rei what a queen
^ just for existing
why are the dudes peeing like RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER stop ruining my ship
now the bully and the camera guy need him most smh
oh he ran away
edgy mountain boyyyy
camera guy kinda cute tho ngl
GASP kiss him do it no balls
^ bully dude
sad train noises
WE GRT REI BACKSTORY
boys are horny for rei
if angels have human DNA, do evas do too?
penpen hates misato’s cooking lmaooo
OH NOOO CLICHE TRIP AND FALL INTO FUNNY SEKS POSITION
rei slaps shinji for disrespecting his fathers work but not for seeing her naked what an enigma
a shit through the heart epic
^A SHOT I MEANT SHOT OMFG SKDJDHDJD
evas are robot jojo stands
why are these minors exposing themselves so much jsdjdhdhdbdhdh
nooo shinji don’t cry
lmao shinji just roasted misato
all the school boys are so horny for misato skdjdhsjsj
wait if the angel apocalypse is supposed to happen 2015, why hasn’t antarctica melted yet and where are the evas
^ i should prob keep quiet-
rival eva go stomp
misato about to die in that heated backpack
oh nvm
NEW CHARACTER FORESHADOWING
bully just flashed asuka whattt
the UN forces underestimate the evas and that will be the last they ever see the light of day
asuka seems to hate shinji :c
misato’s old flame is a spy??? double agent????????
THE FIRST HUMAN
ooh rei meets azusa 
RYOJI IS FLIRTING EITH BLONDE LFAY
oh man eva-01 and eva-02 got pwned
ryoji kinda cute tho
ritsuko is jelly that ryoji prefers misato ~~
shinji in girls clothes is kinda cute 
DONT FUCKING KISS HER EEEEEE
^ shinji tried to kiss azusa and ryoji full-on had a make-out sesh w misato in an elevator skdjdhsjjsshjdsh
this perfectly synced 62 second battle put to classical music is just *chef’s kiss*
“there’s nothing worse than a domesticated man” bitch don’t attack shinji like that
stop staring at her tatas
bruh azusa graduated college at 14
ANGEL EMBRYO
azusa is more concerned with her attire in front of ryoji than humanity itself what a mood
i think the angel embryo’s gonna kill azusa
HEAT EXPANDED DOWN THERE WHOA SHINJI
did misato cut her hair??
nvm misato closed the elevator door on ryoji queen shit
oh no nerv shutdown
eye acid
WHAT HAPPENED IN 2K??
misato backstory??
aida is such a brownnoser
let’s catch an angel with three evas :D
shinji just wants love and affection from his dad uwu
i never figured out what a magi exactly was
why they testing naked
WALL VIRUS ANGEL
ITS A COMPUTER VIRUS
let’s build a software to combat this virus in two hours 
what is seele’s prophecy??
rei existential crisis
unit 00 rejects shinji?? repeat of rei’s accident???
the spear of what???
what is ryoji’s role??
oh he a SPY
SHINJI PLAYS CELLO?? AND HE PLAYED BACH’S FIRST SUITE IN G MAJOR
MISATO AND RYOJI DID THE KISS THING
AZUKA ASKED SHINJI TO KISS DNDHHSJSA
WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGG
also WHAT IS SHINJIS DAD DOING WITH TRI
MISATO CAUGHT RYOJI
a secret eva???? adam is the first angel????!?!?!??
giant ball angel skdjdjsjsj
shinji got too cocky and fell in da shadow hole
an angel with an area of imaginary values???
misato and ritsuko have turned on each other??
is ritsuko ryoji’s dude chick????
shinji about to die all alone :)
eva 01 came to life again yayyyy
ok i know that this is gonna sound REALLY weird but i’m low key turned on by eva 01 (NOT SHINJI, the actual eva)
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if evas are based off of angels, why do they attack each other?
there was an eva 04?????
oh an eva 03 exists too
rei’s intelligence has been translated into data??
WHO IS THE FOURTH CHULDREN
is it class rep??
how much are taxes in tokyo-3?? damn
shinji went on a tea date w ryoji?? i ship
OH NO I BET ITS THE BULLY WHO IS THE PILOT
did the voice actor of the camera dude change?
IT IS BULLY MAN
KAJI SLEEPING WITH SHINJI AAAAA
an angel possessing an eva??
they all watch in horror, for they do not know the true potential of the dummy plug
so did the pilot of eva 03 die??
the internal conflict from killing a friend :333
misato still doing her job even if hospitalized what a queen
secret train dream realm???
shinji left again lmaooo
oop an angel just as he was about to leave 
love how the angel severs azusas arms and head just like that
shinji sees the pain and suffering he has inflicted on his civilians because of his denial :)
rei went kaboommmmmmmm
uwaaaaa ofc shinji came back
that’s the end of shinji
that heartbeat??? the water thing????? return of the beast
“she’s awake” who?!?!?!?!!
EVA 01 IS EATING THE ANGEL LMFAOOOOOOOOO
WHAT LE FUCK THE CREDITS ARE GRAY NOW
what’s the full scenario?????
is gendoh ikari a villian??
shinji vanished inside the eva?!?!??!? clickbait
WHAT SHINJI IS LITERALLY A QUANTUM BEING
shinji’s having something worse than an existential crisis
wait he met eva 01 before he ran away 
i haven’t referred to tohji and kensuke by their names throughout this thread
