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Gf finally talked me into watching Wentworth, I have been promised lesbians.
Oh wow ok yep there are lesbians
It's lowkey hard to take this seriously bc by American prison standards it's basically a party house
It’s really interesting how different the racial dynamics are from American prison (shows).
Oh god this show is breaking my heart
There are lesbians again thank god
A man: Is it okay for me to talk to you?
Me:
Me:
My poor gf when someone asks why I spend more time with my phone than with her
Never been more attracted to her!!!!!
Only if the definition of "reasonable person" excludes every woman I've ever met.
Hmm then maybe...maybe it's the parole rules that are silly, not the "girls" breaking them? Just a thought idk!!!
Tfw it's your first Passover sitting with the grownups:
Day two of my period
Me to me, trying to convince myself that actually my weekly Cats is very healthy
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
When the person in front of me takes the last egg bagel
Progressive New Yorkers to Bill de Blasio:
Joe Kennedy III announcing/Joe Kennedy III conceding
Do I have any Australian criminal law/justice followers?
Me when my gf shrieks for me to make the roaches go away
MRS. AMERICA (Hulu 2020)
No spoilers but why would someone be offering to pay for someone else’s cancer treatment? I thought Australia had that fancy universal healthcare.
I just realized someone referred to this as a *maximum* security prison. https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1299606842562183168
Bill de Blasio: *exists*
Progressives/centrists/conservatives/the NYPD:
Progressives/centrists/conservatives/the NYPD:
My 1L legal writing professor/me, explaining why RFRA is applicable in this juvenile curfew case
Listening to oral argument on anything tech-related
When a smart, savvy character suddenly starts doing something incredibly stupid? I hate that very much!!!!
No one:
No one at all:
Not a single goddamn soul:
Men in Brooklyn:
No one at all:
Not a single goddamn soul:
Men in Brooklyn:
The closed caption just referred to a lesbian as a “vegetarian” oh you sweet country mouse
We just finished season four and my emotions—
We are one episode into season five and I may need xanax for this show omfg
“Let’s watch a comedy tonight” she suggests, like [redacted] didn’t just get [redacted] for [redacted], lmfao
Oh my GOD whyyyyyyy would you do that!!! Rule #1 of talking to the cops is don’t; rule #2 of talking to the cops is don’t; and rule #3 is if you do don’t fucking lie!!!
If you won't listen to me, listen to this very expensive criminal defense attorney on Australian television
WHY CAN'T THE LESBIANS HAVE ONE NICE THING. AS A TREAT.
Ah, Abby of 19 days ago, you were so naive, so innocent. Bless.
Have learned I much prefer watching courtroom scenes set in other countries because I’m not bothered by the inaccuracies.
Oh my god why would you lie to protect a man what the FUCK
Me to me every week when I get my screen time notification
When you first learn about squirting
