Gf finally talked me into watching Wentworth, I have been promised lesbians.

Oh wow ok yep there are lesbians

It's lowkey hard to take this seriously bc by American prison standards it's basically a party house

It’s really interesting how different the racial dynamics are from American prison (shows).

Oh god this show is breaking my heart

There are lesbians again thank god

A man: Is it okay for me to talk to you?
Me:

My poor gf when someone asks why I spend more time with my phone than with her

Never been more attracted to her!!!!!

Only if the definition of "reasonable person" excludes every woman I've ever met.

Hmm then maybe...maybe it's the parole rules that are silly, not the "girls" breaking them? Just a thought idk!!!

Tfw it's your first Passover sitting with the grownups:

Day two of my period

Me to me, trying to convince myself that actually my weekly Cats is very healthy

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

When the person in front of me takes the last egg bagel

Progressive New Yorkers to Bill de Blasio:

Joe Kennedy III announcing/Joe Kennedy III conceding

Do I have any Australian criminal law/justice followers?

Me when my gf shrieks for me to make the roaches go away

MRS. AMERICA (Hulu 2020)

No spoilers but why would someone be offering to pay for someone else’s cancer treatment? I thought Australia had that fancy universal healthcare.

I just realized someone referred to this as a *maximum* security prison. https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1299606842562183168

Bill de Blasio: *exists*
Progressives/centrists/conservatives/the NYPD:

My 1L legal writing professor/me, explaining why RFRA is applicable in this juvenile curfew case

Listening to oral argument on anything tech-related

When a smart, savvy character suddenly starts doing something incredibly stupid? I hate that very much!!!!

No one:
No one at all:
Not a single goddamn soul:
Men in Brooklyn:

The closed caption just referred to a lesbian as a “vegetarian” oh you sweet country mouse

We just finished season four and my emotions—

We are one episode into season five and I may need xanax for this show omfg

“Let’s watch a comedy tonight” she suggests, like [redacted] didn’t just get [redacted] for [redacted], lmfao

Oh my GOD whyyyyyyy would you do that!!! Rule #1 of talking to the cops is don’t; rule #2 of talking to the cops is don’t; and rule #3 is if you do don’t fucking lie!!!

If you won't listen to me, listen to this very expensive criminal defense attorney on Australian television

WHY CAN'T THE LESBIANS HAVE ONE NICE THING. AS A TREAT.

Ah, Abby of 19 days ago, you were so naive, so innocent. Bless.

Have learned I much prefer watching courtroom scenes set in other countries because I’m not bothered by the inaccuracies.

Oh my god why would you lie to protect a man what the FUCK

Me to me every week when I get my screen time notification

When you first learn about squirting