I'm starting Gossip Girl and this shit is hilarious

No way is this guy about to get some cheeks and he's behaving like this

No waaaaaaaay man got some Serena Van Der Woodsen cheeks. Big up you nate.

MAN LIKE DAN HUMPHREY UNA

Chuck Bass my god this guy is a predator, the first episode hasn't even finished and I wanna strangle him.

He got punched in the face let's goooooooooooo

I'll bang Chuck Bass in the face omg I hate everything about him

Jenny being friends with Blair and Serena

Fam why does he even care that Serena had sex with Nate, you literally weren't even in the picture you weirdo

Blair Waldorf you evil bitch omg.

This show is just high school musical with extra steps

Dan Humphrey has a great personality I love him.

No way has this guy bagged Serena AND Vanessa

Cannot wait until Dan's dad and Serena's mum beat and get this stupid "I hate you" shenanigans out the show

Bro as if Chuck Bass sexually assaulted this girl three episodes ago, and now that she's wearing the SHITTEST SMALLEST masquerade mask he can't recognise her

This is like when superman slaps on glasses and becomes Clark Kent and no one recognises him

Chuck Bass is so horny it's making ME horny

Nate’s mum is one wasteman, how can your husband be buying cocaine and you blame it on your son

Vanessa watching Dan about to beat Serena

NO WAAAAAAAY NATE SNITCHED ON HIS DAD LIKE 6IX9INE OMGGGGGGG

DAN ABOUT TO GET SOME SERENA CHEEKS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Somebody come get Blair she’s dancing like a stripper AT 17 YEARS OLD blud what’s going on

NO WAAAAAAY OMG WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE BACK OF THIS TAXI THIS SHOW IS KILLING ME

I’m sick of Serena and Dan lipsing now, there is too much noise dnjsjssjdjdndnndnd

Chuck Bass at any given moment of the day with any woman that he sees:

Blake Lively this acting is absolutely sensational. The way she looks at Dan is making me miss love

I'm crying Dan's dad got clocked in 4K

How can u name a song after a bitch you knew that's not your wife

HE GOT CAUGHT IN 4K AGAIN SERENA'S MJM JUST DRY SNITCHED OMG

Lily just gave Dan her blessing my heart is so warm

NATE ABOUT TO GET SOME BLAIR CHEEKS HE'S SOOOOOO MONEY. 2/2 HE'S LIGHTS OUT RN.

He missed her birthday and still got cooch

NOOOOOOOOOOOO SERENA BOUGHT DAN A PATEK. IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM.

Guys smacked it oml I'm fuming.
His best friend is leng and wants him and is getting him published in the New Yorker, and his girlfriend is leng and wants him and is getting him a Patek.

He rejected the Patek kmt. Dan Humphrey ain't about his money I'm sorry.

Poor Rufus man he walked all the way to Lily's in the cold and she was getting the FATTEST ring

Poor Nate man. Guy wrote a love letter and got palmed off

No way a man was just willing to take care of Serena's child at age 17 white kids are crazy

Rufus lowkey getting bitches tho
Man's just doing nothing and they're falling in his lap

LMAOOOOOOO THEY HEEL TURNED ON BLAIR NO WAAAAAAAAY THREW HER UNDER THE BUS

Dan: I love you

Serena:

No way they sent Blair Waldorf packing to Lyon

They caught Jenny thieving in 4K

Blair is one meticulous evil bitch.

Dan Humphrey being a good older brother

Dan and Nate wholesome duo of the year

Nate and Vanessa I ship it, great duo.

ERIC IS GAY?

Jenny Humphrey:

What the fuck is wrong with Georgina? Hssnjejsjsnfbbsndbdnsn evil bitch

Jenny: .................
Blair:

Snndjsnddjndnfnsbfb wait Serena caught a BODY??????????

Ugh I can’t believe Serena did that to Dan, stupid bitch

Serena was doing coke at 16 and handing out cheeks, white kids are DIFFERENT

Men are acc stupid how can Dan just fall for Georgina’s lying like this blud

YESSSSSS DAN’S DAD IS ABOUT TO GET SOME LILY CHEEKS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No way Lily just had sex with Rufus on the same day as her wedding rehearsal dinner

Bro omg if I was Bart and I ever found out my wife was getting clarted by an 80s band lead singer THE NIGHT BEFORE OUR WEDDING I would lose it.

I might Chris Benoit the whole wedding

Nate has now not only snitched on his dad to the feds but has also punched him before he flees the country in front of chuck

WHY ARE BLAIR AND CHUCK LIPSING RN WTF

This show is giving me aneurysms

Money is so sweet boy man are just accidentally going to Europe because his dad’s jet is

Nate so far is FOUR for FOUR.
Serena Blair Vanessa and this person who I don’t know yet but is leng.

Arshavin vs Liverpool (A) una

No waaaaaaaay Dan Humphrey is two timing???? This show is in the gutter

Serena caught Nate in 4K, naked aswell shendjdjendnjdndnskns

Awwwwww this cuteness remontada from Serena’s grandma

Jdndjebjddjdjdjdjf no way she just accidentally bagged a british lord by being a bitch. Pretty privilege is a crime.

Blair: “three words, eight letters, say it and I’m yours.”

Chuck:

So Blair’s ex is beating her boyfriend’s stepmum, that’s crazy

I’m sorry wtf are these man in the middle of the party having foreplay and no one is paying attention????

Blair is SO horny omg someone get this woman some meat she’s about to pull marcus’ off and use it without him

OOOOOOOOOOH SHE GOT CAUGHT IN 4K SJNESJNDDJNSDJJSEH NO WAY CHUCK’S GETTING DECKED COUNT IS 2

WAIT MARCUS IS CHEEKSING HIS OWN STEP MUM???? This show is so messy blud

Nah that's so shady she threw Nair on her head I hate these people blud

No one:
Chuck Bass: i fucking hate everyone you’re all beneath me you useless cunts I hope you all die and suffer for even being in my immediate surrounding

What the fuck Serena has turned into such a bitch fuck her

No way Chuck was on top of Blair and she wanted him to beat and he didn’t. His level of self control is sensational, good man I respect him more now

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I'M SORRY RUFUS TRIED TO GET JENNY ARRESTED???????

Agnes is fucking terrifying omg what's wrong with this psychotic bitch

Jenny is such a little fucking melt I wanna twat her in the face

This Dan Serena Lexi Aaron love square is very messy I’m a big fan I know this is gonna blow up spectacularly

SIUUUUUUUUUUUU NATE AND VANESSA REMONTADA OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

JENNY HUMPHREY PACK IN THE AIR, THIS GAS OR WHAT????

BART BASS IS DEAD???????? WHAT THE FUCK

I am on the Rufus and Lily ship. This guy is too cute blud all he wants to do is cook for his kids, be in his band and love Lily

Aaron and Dan fighting over Serena:

No way this Chuck Bass moral remontada

No way Aaron dropped the L bomb in the back of a taxi

Dan and Serena attempt no.3
They swear they’re me

Lily you fat fucking whore how can you not tell him about his son wtf

Ok NO WAY do women actually love Chuck this guy is abusive manipulative controlling and actively humiliating Blair while she’s trying to help him not to mention he’s a genuine rapist

Girls are so tapped wtf

Blair omg lemme give u a hug

I’m crying Nelly Yuki is retarded

Rufus and Lily are going through the biggest turmoil in the history of their lives, and then they start beating like rabbits.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NO WAY THEY KICKED BLAIR OUT OF THE SCHOOL?

No way is the teacher tryna give Dan some cheeks don’t kill me

Dan and Serena attempt no.3

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TEACHER ACTUALLY GAVE HIM SOME CHEEKS

Chuck when he walked in and saw Carter Baizen beating Blair:

Real talk he held it down, I would’ve melted into the ground, fam wdym you’re beating my number one enemy? I’ll burn everything down

Nate and Vanessa are so cute lovely dynamic

LMAOOOOOO TOOK TEN MINUTES AND NOW NATE IS CHEEKSING BLAIR

And now Chuck and Vanessa are doing the nasty. What’s going on man ffs

WAIT NATE DROPPED THE ILY BOMB THIS EARLY?????? No way

What have they done to Georgina wtf? Bring back the evil bitch this bitch is too nice

Chuck might be a cutie for the prom dress scrapbook stuff
Also Blair is a bitch for breaking up with Nate DURING their final dance

On god Nelly Yuki would get headlocked if I was Jenny

Dan Humphrey plants his foot in his mouth yet again

Nooooooooooooooooo Chuck and Blair were about to beat and gossip girl cockblocked

NOOOOOOOOOOOO CHUCK YOU FAT BITCH
If I was Blair I'd off my life there and then she told him she loved him three times and he just went "nah"

Blair choosing Jenny as the next queen:

Chuck throughout the entirety of Blair and Nate's relationship:

Chuck when Blair caught him tryna cheat:

I'm crying theyre saying Serena Van Der Woodsen was getting beat by CR7

Rufus is looking outrageously sexy in this khaki suit don't let me catch him slipping.

Vanessa's new boyfriend is too creepy

No way Serena just stuck it on Rufus like that that was so peak

I'm sorry Serena now loves Carter because he helped her find her dad?

I KNEW HE WAS A WEIRDO, THIS GUY WAS RUFUS' SON?????????

Blair had Chuck lipsing a guy to be able to do a speech?

If Blair talked to me the way she just did to Vanessa I would've slide tackled her omg

OMG VANESSA REMONTADAAAAA