i love how hobi is so enthusiastic at being a goof abt his lack of expertise in sports like "whoops! missed the ball haha" "ouch! hit my elbow trying to box!" "yikes! tennis is so hard xD" while all the athletic ones watch him in fond whipped silence thinking abt how hot he is

hobi: hahaha i like the tennis sounds! i suck at it tho jfhfjfjf

namjoon: HAHAHA hey what if we kissed

hobi: ACK - hahaha football can be really scary when you're the goalie, huh? wow goalkeepers are so cool i get startled ~

jimin: you're breathtaking

hobi: ohhhhh wow boxing is so cool, right? wow they go - pow! pow pow! Ah, boxers are amazing haha i nearly fractured my elbow trying to throw a punch

jungkook: . hand in marriage Please i won't beg i'll ask 73639494 times that's IT.

hobi: oh wow waterboarding looks so cool! ah snowboarding, waterboarding, sandboarding - really these are amazing! they look just like superheroes whoaaa i end up falling so much ksjdkdjf i'm too nervous

jin: [strums guitar] step on meeee ~

hobi: i love watching basketball players look at them GOOO wow really! i love their jerseys too it's really my style! ah i wish i was a basketball player wow

yoongi: crack my back like a glowstick

if you're wondering why taehyung is not on this list it's because hobi loving hours are Always on for him. he is not ruled by whims and fancies. he has a 5 year plan. a journal about his progress in wooing hobi. he has mind maps.

aaaa i woke up to too many notifs so i'll be muting this now but yes keep on the hobi loving agenda and if you're a goof at sports remember that you're v hot and hobi and i both love you

https://twitter.com/reallynotjin/status/1190891533517520898 wait but look at this too since yall are still here