are they a larrie; gossip girl edition
serena van der woodsen
- no.
- anti so obsessed with larries that might as well secretly have a larrie stan account
- solo harrie that talks more about louis than harry himself
- jeff azoff stan
- mass blocked everyone who follows louis, blocked harry in the process
blair waldorf
- probably one of the most famous larries
- everyone wants them to complete the moot
- is respected and feared even by antis
- an intellectual with a big brain
- unlarrying? not on her vocabulary
- has either a louis or harry follow and probably met them too
chuck bass
- darkest larrie
- probably has been called bluegreener multiple times
- has literally no chill and tweets about whatever the fuck they want on main
- doesn’t know what a rant account is
- antis ratioing them? ask him if he gives a fuck (he doesn’t)
- knows he’s right
dan humphrey
- lets face it this bitch is probably behind cbo or one of those clown accounts
- used to be a anti but in the process of antiying realized that he was wrong all along
- self proclaimed captain of the ship
- probably has a larry themed tattoo
- “he got the dagger!!”
nate archibald
- baby larrie
- “what does bluegreener mean?”
- believes in every single theory, even debunked ones
- highkey bluegreener
- has blue and green hearts on their dn
- clapped layout
jenny humphrey
- solo, used to be a chill strong larrie, unbothered, she even survived 2016
- unlarried overnight and became the nastiest anti
- attacks her old moots
- lowkey has breakdowns but fakes it to “fit in” with her new fandom
- was friends with blair, indirects her now
vanessa abrams
- chill ot5
- complains about the toxicity in the fandom
- just wants everyone to get along
- tpwk
- probably thinks they were something in the early days but doesn’t now
- still has larrie moots tho but she doesn’t care
georgina sparks
- oh jesus
- her entire personality is based on hating larries
- makes serena look chill
- probably has a larrie hate account
- actively looks for larry tweets to attack them and then sends her minions
- sends hate on cc
- makes threads about why we should unlarry
rufus humphrey
- chillest stan ever
- you probably won’t even notice he’s a larrie until something happens and he starts screaming on the tl
- his threads are always hit tweets
- funniest moot
- talks about anything and everything, he’s just here to have fun
- always barking
lily van der woodsen
- popular and intimidating larrie, probably in a gc with blair
- makes threads with proof
- “don’t believe in everything you read”
- keeps people calm when they start being weak
- damage control
- so many people look up to her
- claims she has inside info
dorota
- fics fics fics
- fic dealer
- enemies to lovers enthusiast, can’t live without angst
- cries with fluff
- tumblr larrie
- doesn’t really care about anything, pretty chill
- recites y&b by heart like poetry
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