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Hello and good evening. For tonight's entertainment, I will be live-tweeting my first experiencing watching the 2005 Pride and Prejudice cinema with @delaneygem
Enjoy
Enjoy
So we're picking up about 30 minutes in, here's what I know:
- British (?) I'm gonna say 17- (Delaney made a noise so that was wrong) 1832? Whatever
- There's women with hats. They're poor I'm told
- Keira Knightly is way hot in this film (Delaney said I could say so)
- British (?) I'm gonna say 17- (Delaney made a noise so that was wrong) 1832? Whatever
- There's women with hats. They're poor I'm told
- Keira Knightly is way hot in this film (Delaney said I could say so)
So also there's this ginger guy who is kinda not good with the ladies. Delaney said I would love him, but I'm sure it not any sort of jab at my own personality or whatever
Also theres this dude Mr. Darcy who, lemme tell ya, somebody needs to hand this man some alcohol
Also theres this dude Mr. Darcy who, lemme tell ya, somebody needs to hand this man some alcohol
Okay last thing before we hit play again. I did witness. THE. SEXIEST. HAND. FLEX. I have EVER seen in my young life just a second ago. IYKYK
OH ALSO "many years it's been since I saw such an exemplary vegetable"
OH ALSO "many years it's been since I saw such an exemplary vegetable"
29 minutes: we have met some militia dude that the girls like. I for one think he is just discount Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean
31 minutes: if Wickham and Darcy don't agni-kai each other for Keira Kinghtley's affections I'm rating this movie a 2/10
I am uncomfortable with the frequent usage of the word "rectory"
GOWNS. GLOVES. COATS WITH TAILS. ASCOTS.
When parties are a thing again, I am bringing a decorative sword and nobody can stop me
When parties are a thing again, I am bringing a decorative sword and nobody can stop me
IF this were a community theatre production I would want to play Mr. Collins, 100%
38 minutes:
Darcy and Elizabeth are now dancing. oh that sPINNY SHOT. The sexual tension is PALPABLE
~most invigorating~
Darcy and Elizabeth are now dancing. oh that sPINNY SHOT. The sexual tension is PALPABLE
~most invigorating~
ladies don't you love it when your clergyman cousin proposes with a petite flower from the field, his resume, and a lab report
If this were medieval times, Mr. Collins would 100% be that little guy in the king's court that's always coming in all stooped over and saying stuff like "m-m-my leige. The prisoners have, erm, they have e-escaped"
oooooooooooooo confession of ardent love in the rain
Are these two gonna like. punch? or make out HAORD?
Also I GET IT NOW. THEY BOTH HAVE PRIDE. AND PREJUDICE
Also I GET IT NOW. THEY BOTH HAVE PRIDE. AND PREJUDICE
1 hour 14 minutes: Darcy walks into the dim room behind Elizabeth. And my wife says, in a British accent, the following:
"hello, erm. so I went home and mulled it over, and I was wondering if - mayhap - you DID want to make out?"
"hello, erm. so I went home and mulled it over, and I was wondering if - mayhap - you DID want to make out?"
"what are men compared to rocks and mountains" hang on was this movie ghost written by @delaneygem
Okay so they're at Darcy's house just???? moseying around???? fam what if I just walked out into my dining room in my fruit of the looms and found a family lookin' at my bookshelves
I am informed by Delaney that the Colin Firth version of this film includes a scene of Darcy angrily bathing??? is he batman???
I NO LONGER LIKE DISCOUNT WILL TURNER
Bingley’s HAIR. LOOK AT THE SHEEN:
Translation :
“Hey! Ginger boi! My daughter is hot and single, yeah!?”
“Hey! Ginger boi! My daughter is hot and single, yeah!?”
I’m now going to always apologize to my wife with “I’ve been the most unmitigated and comprehensive ass”
Update Darcy is walking through a foggy: field, coat flapping, shirt unbuttoned. This scene screams “SEXUAL RESOLUTION”
I love softboi Mr. Bennett
