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i went to the zoo today and noticed how easily you can categorise people there so here’s a thread of glee characters as types of people at the zoo, enjoy
note: i’m gonna do this so the ‘kids’ are all parents so i can do burt and carole as grandparents
kurt
-never liked the zoo even as a child so needs a lot of persuading
-refuses to pay the ‘fucking ridiculous blaine’ prices of zoo restaurant food
-doesn’t see why zoos have playparks but lets the kids use it for 5mins of peace
-armed with suncream+always nags about reapplying
-never liked the zoo even as a child so needs a lot of persuading
-refuses to pay the ‘fucking ridiculous blaine’ prices of zoo restaurant food
-doesn’t see why zoos have playparks but lets the kids use it for 5mins of peace
-armed with suncream+always nags about reapplying
blaine
-LOVES the zoo
-‘kuuuuurt look at the *insert every single animal*!!!!’
-will buy the kids ice cream and push them on the swings
-wants to buy kurt a penguin from the shop earning him a slap on the shoulder but a fond kiss when kurt is sure no one is watching
-LOVES the zoo
-‘kuuuuurt look at the *insert every single animal*!!!!’
-will buy the kids ice cream and push them on the swings
-wants to buy kurt a penguin from the shop earning him a slap on the shoulder but a fond kiss when kurt is sure no one is watching
burt and carole
-tell kurt to lighten up + despite his protests buy their grandkids whatever toy they want from the gift shop
-carole is the grandma who always walks with her hands behind her back
-burt will read every single info board out loud so anyone in a 8m radius can hear
-tell kurt to lighten up + despite his protests buy their grandkids whatever toy they want from the gift shop
-carole is the grandma who always walks with her hands behind her back
-burt will read every single info board out loud so anyone in a 8m radius can hear
emma
-the mum that carries round the giant cool bag with a packed lunch and gallons of water and has a giant rucksack stocked with a first aid kit and hand sanitizer
-takes pictures of absolutely everything
-makes it educational but fun
-the mum that carries round the giant cool bag with a packed lunch and gallons of water and has a giant rucksack stocked with a first aid kit and hand sanitizer
-takes pictures of absolutely everything
-makes it educational but fun
sam
-like his bestie loves the zoo
-will imitate animals which the kids (and blaine) find utterly hysterical
-the hot dad who has his baby strapped to his body no i will not elaborate
-like his bestie loves the zoo
-will imitate animals which the kids (and blaine) find utterly hysterical
-the hot dad who has his baby strapped to his body no i will not elaborate
brittany
-you know she would stand and talk to every animal
-thinks it’s mean that animals are kept in enclosures and have to be stared at all day
-buys kurt and blaine a toy dolphin from the gift shop
-you know she would stand and talk to every animal
-thinks it’s mean that animals are kept in enclosures and have to be stared at all day
-buys kurt and blaine a toy dolphin from the gift shop
santana
-acts like she doesn’t wanna be there but she has a secret soft spot for meerkats
-despite what people may think she is really scared of spiders so refuses to go in the reptile bit until brittany persuades her bc we all know santana is whipped for britt
-acts like she doesn’t wanna be there but she has a secret soft spot for meerkats
-despite what people may think she is really scared of spiders so refuses to go in the reptile bit until brittany persuades her bc we all know santana is whipped for britt
mercedes
-admires hot hubby sam being the best dad
-puts wine in a metal water bottle and sips on that on her way round the zoo (santana and kurt have also been known to do this)
-probably doesn’t wear appropriate shoes and then has sore feet by the end of the day
-admires hot hubby sam being the best dad
-puts wine in a metal water bottle and sips on that on her way round the zoo (santana and kurt have also been known to do this)
-probably doesn’t wear appropriate shoes and then has sore feet by the end of the day
artie
-cAnT gEt MuD iN tHe WhEeLs
-the kind of wheelchair guy who pushes into people and tries to get right up close but no one else can see round him
-cAnT gEt MuD iN tHe WhEeLs
-the kind of wheelchair guy who pushes into people and tries to get right up close but no one else can see round him
rachel
-she acts like she thinks zoos are really unethical to get out of going but really she thinks they’re dirty
-when she does go she complains the entire time and when someone compares her to an animal she is not amused
-she acts like she thinks zoos are really unethical to get out of going but really she thinks they’re dirty
-when she does go she complains the entire time and when someone compares her to an animal she is not amused
finn
-he would probably be as fascinated by all the animals as any child
-didn’t realise how big gorillas actually are
-finds the baboons’ ass the funniest thing ever
-definitely didn’t scream when the lion roared
-he would probably be as fascinated by all the animals as any child
-didn’t realise how big gorillas actually are
-finds the baboons’ ass the funniest thing ever
-definitely didn’t scream when the lion roared
quinn
-actually believes zoos are unethical but knows that it’s a great educational opportunity for her kids so is very selective of what zoo she goes to and makes sure their profits go to a good cause
-always goes to the keeper talks and feedings
-signs up for an adopt an animal
-actually believes zoos are unethical but knows that it’s a great educational opportunity for her kids so is very selective of what zoo she goes to and makes sure their profits go to a good cause
-always goes to the keeper talks and feedings
-signs up for an adopt an animal
matt/dave/brad (i can’t work out who fits this best)
-the guy who you always seem to bump into wherever you go
-on his own and just takes pictures of everything on his massive expensive camera and just watches the animals for ages
-the guy who you always seem to bump into wherever you go
-on his own and just takes pictures of everything on his massive expensive camera and just watches the animals for ages
tina
-gets mad if anyone tries to disrupt the schedule or go a different way to the route she wants to go
-‘make sure you go to the toilet bc we don’t know where the next one will be’ every time they pass a loo but still is the one who needs to pee at the worst possible time
-gets mad if anyone tries to disrupt the schedule or go a different way to the route she wants to go
-‘make sure you go to the toilet bc we don’t know where the next one will be’ every time they pass a loo but still is the one who needs to pee at the worst possible time
will
-unable to control his kids so gives up and let’s them run wild while he sips on his shitty machine coffee that no matter how many milks you add it’s still too dark
-unable to control his kids so gives up and let’s them run wild while he sips on his shitty machine coffee that no matter how many milks you add it’s still too dark
mike
-another hot dad tbh
-pushes the twin buggy complete with over stuffed nappy bags like a fucking pro
-he’s also really enthusiastic which people mistake for him acting for the kids but he genuinely loves the zoo and gets exciting seeing all the animals
-another hot dad tbh
-pushes the twin buggy complete with over stuffed nappy bags like a fucking pro
-he’s also really enthusiastic which people mistake for him acting for the kids but he genuinely loves the zoo and gets exciting seeing all the animals
puck
-got scared and screamed when a bird flew too close to his face and hasn’t been to the zoo since
-got scared and screamed when a bird flew too close to his face and hasn’t been to the zoo since
