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Rat, an actual rat in the house. I think I scared it off by screaming with fear and horror.
Fucking little bastard.
I& #39;m pretty sure it ran out into the garden. Unclear. The moment was a sudden whirlwind of horror. But now I have to cover this entire flat in steel wool and then set fire to everything.
I& #39;ve called the rat people. There& #39;ll be no fucking around here, you godawful cunt. They will bring the full range of human endeavour to your extermination.
Now all that& #39;s left is for me to sit here shivering with disgust until they arrive, jumping at any movement whatsoever.
