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I really would like to speak to the manager about whoever is making the Instagram ads for these mobile games
These ads are doing entirely too much
I now want to meet the kind of person who downloads them
Ok I found my favorite (I especially love that the dude looks like a Property Brother)
I believe the premise here is: try to escape your idyllic stone prison (that you share with an angry bear) so you can meet up with your sugar daddy
I’m pretty sure this is just a home decorating sims game, but WOW the journey they take to get there:
Ah, tale as old as time: hot hairy hunk comes over to shoe your horse, tries to sell horse to the glue factory, horse kicks him to death. For the love of god, someone please do a mental health check on the person making these ads
Ok things just got dark to the point where I had to report this shit. Pardon my French, but what the FUCK
Which...burglar???...is her mom???
Update: they all got the Pixar treatment, and also the Raven-haired hussy somehow stole the contractor from her? Oh, and she got electrocuted by sticking scissors into a live fridge (DARK)
@CaitlinAckerman just brought it to my attention that the evil home wrecker also has a gorgeous pink cocktail dress too!
