Thread by @makichanamazing, So my friend convinced me to have a second go at Umineko [...]

So my friend convinced me to have a second go at Umineko so after spamming her DMs with reactions i have decided to make a thread on my experience on Umineko as i go. There will, of course, be spoilers.

Umineko: When the seagulls Nyaaa~

Ugh what is THAT

*Cries in Beatrice*

KFJDJSJJDJSBA i dont have a comic injust think this is RESLLY funny

Santa Krauss

*me furiously using emoji editor on my ohone to make joke send tweet*

me too george me too

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Battler Kun and is relatives who are very much full of blood and youth still family

UwU’s

Oh those servants, poor people are a myth!

Scary Grandpas to Tell in the Dark

Uh maria its actually “BEES-Rice” get it right, ameteur

“Do....Do you have any other references, sir?”

on the tenth twilight scream BEEAATRIIIISHIIIII!

George Aniki next in line has dictated that there WILL BE NO SEATS FOR ANYONE

Okay spoilers start around here so #uminekospoilers or something tag it or something im not your supervisor

this was just an excuse to draw, *ahem* OOOOOOOOH BEATRIIIIIISHIIIIIIII

#uminekospoilers Santa Krauss wishes everyone and all a goodnight....forever

#uminekospoilers DONT BUG GRANDPA HES LEARNING TO PROJECT HIS BEATRICE EMOTIONS PRODUCTIVELY

#uminekospoilers dont mind the red screen its just my BEATRIIIIISHIIIIII vision

no comic just a great reaction image for telling your friends to get off discord

#uminekospoilers “Gotta turn that doorknob licking over” -Kyrie Ushiromiya 1986

Why can’t Grandpa have a NORMAL study room wity NORMAL black magic occultic doodads and thingamajigs

Sometimes people wish everyone died brutally to cope UwU~

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Holes in her heart

Grandpa in love with a spam bot?! WHAT A TWIST THE ACTUAL MADMAN!

i was gonna make a joke about like...”and then everyone laughed” after everyone died but like. the game already has a meta that makes that joke and im so mad it beat me to the punch

george is speaking my language in my frustration with higurashi. its okay buddy at least it leans into it more naturally

as cute as meta dialogue is its kiiiinda overdoing it when the entire meta is "lol hey i see you fucked up here and also here oh amd here can you try to not fuck upnagain?" LISTEN GEORGE I DO WHAT I WANT

george be like

would you say...the miracle never happen?

*x-files theme plays*

Beato BeatNO!!!!

NCJKDKSKJCKD YES HED BACK

“i gave you my blessing....and you went fishing???”
“it was the aquarium!”
“whatever fish suck.”

Give em the ol’ razzledazzle

okay so we’ll table this discussion for now. But back in MY day a little friendly homicide was the popular dating tactics

*Romantically wielding Brass knuckles*

“I believe this is popular with teenage girls, it’s called: Mary had a Little Lamb”

IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS JUST SO FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT

Hoh.

R-arudolf-sama!!!!

*Draws X’s with malicious intent*
#Umineko

george shouts “SO BEAUTIFUL! SO CALM I WISH I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER!”

Yup thats me, youre probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

“you know what they, rosa: Witches get stitch-UNF”

“Im afraid his condition is grave. He’s come down with a serious case of the BEATRISHIIs and is only getting MORE powerful by the day.”

“Sometimes I cry y’know? Cuz i love my wife so dang much? like look at her. can you believe this? look at her she’s an inspiration to me. my wife. anyway thats all thanks for the tea! youre the best!”

you would think from my shitposting that OOOOOH BEATRIIIISHIIII or george would be my fave but the truth is hideyoshi is king of this mountain. this mountain being my heart. tho hed probably je sad that eva isnt #1 but i swear hideyoshi youre besutiful wife is CLOSE SECOND

vague translation or purposeful exaggeration to make a quick haha and to give an otherwise narrationless tweet a narration? YOU DECIDE!

the totally real polls are in: the answer is “UwU~”

“Well you know what they say: Witches get stitches, 13 to be exact, it was a long fall and honestly im very winded and summoning butterflies has this effect on me physically and i should really stop appearing just to sass the manor hands” #Umineko