𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝘀𝗶𝗲𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺, 𝗯𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘂𝗴𝗼.
𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 '𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝗻𝗲' 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆.

coming back for the darkling and the darkling alone, please be good.

she deserves better i'm upset.

“I had a moment’s panic when I thought he’d spotted trouble, but then his arms were around me and his lips were pressed to mine.”

missed this bitch.

so the darkling is even more powerful, badder and hotter than ever huh i gotta stan even harder now.

"A hand on my cheek.

“Mal,” I manage to croak.

The hand is withdrawn.

Nothingness."

lmao i hate this so much already god fucking dammit.

not to be controversial but alina is kind of a hypocrite with the whole "the darkling destroyed a town" when she literally tried to do the same on the skiff.

calling out her bad taste alright.

the darkling has rihanna's hate that i love you on a loop during this trip.

“Don’t worry, tracker. You’ll know when our deal is up.” He shoved me belowdecks, but not before I heard his parting words to Mal—“I’ll be certain you hear it when I make her scream.”

HE DID THAT SHJDEJFDG I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAN EVEN HARDER

i feel like there's a big chance sturmhond's gonna betray the darkling.

DID IVAN JUST D WORD???

what the fuck is this musketeers bullshit? now d'artagnan is a grisha?

the heavy lifting miss jessie mei li is gonna do to make alina likeable... her power is astronomical, i gotta stan.

i want that client to be baghra so bad.

nvm the client is a he, i miss baghra.

exactly alina, exactly.

i hate mal so mych, he's literally here putting down alina's decisions and making her feel bad for wanting more power to defend herself, god this man infuriating.

alina using her powers and feeling herself, that's the best alina and i love her

“It’s still the same heart, Mal. It’s still yours.”

i am about to start stanning tamar and tolya.

A FLYING SHIP?!

see leigh i can't take this as seriously as you probably want me to when you have a 19-21 years old hot dude creating a flying ship and leading it, literally out of all of the crazy whimsical shit you've given me to read this is the craziest.

me pushing mal out of the flying ship when he climbed out of the cockpit:

okay so sturmhond tricked them and he took them into the fold and i'm so here for it, yes baby scam these bitches let's goooo.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONDNDND

WAS THAT— W-WAS THAT A FUCKING FORCEBOND?

apparently i was reading it wrong and sturmhond wasn't supposed to be hot until the got away from the fold and now he is indeed as hot as i imagined him?

AND HE'S A PRINCE?! i think my brain is malfunctioning.

so this kid nikolai is an inventor, a captain, a smuggler, a soldier, a prince AND handsome? oh, come on now...

the prince's client was the king why is this so funny i just love how alina and mal are looking like huge clowns right now oh my god gotta love this multitalented bitch and his lies.

a true slytherin, we love to see it.

“I can give you the chance to bring your people hope.”

“Oh, is that all?” I said sourly. “And just how am I supposed to do that?”

“By helping me unite the First and Second Armies. By becoming my Queen.”

tbh sun summoner sankta alina being queen of ravka sounds so sexc and powerful, i hope that's what this series is heading towards.

daily tweet about how much i fucking hate mal, god i need him to disappear i'm so done with his selfish whiny ass i hate him.

“i don't need to think about it and neither does she, it isn't going to happen”

FUCK THIS BITCH, alina has a mind of her own, let her decide for herself what she wants to do and stop talking for her... he's literally like rose's fiancé in titanic i hATE MAL.

i literally could write an entire essay about how this is one of the most horrible exchanges, in a single convo he diminished her and her power, manipulated her & made her feel bad for wanting to help ppl with a power she clearly has and questioned her loyalty to him, i hate mal.

i hate to see a powerful woman being bossed around by a douchebag and the fact that this was written by a woman and it was supposed to be seen as part of their cutie beautiful friends to lovers relationship is even WORSE.

he's back at it again, speaking for her... gosh i want to punch him so hard right on his stupid mouth.

nikolai:

me:

nikolai: asks for help to win the crowds of people so he can be king and save that godforsaken country from falling apart.

me if i was alina:

BITCH*NSDNND FNSKSNCNSKSNFMSNSNSKD SKSNFNSKANFNDNANDFBSSD FNWNDOSKDF DNWNDKS GSKSK SMDLXOENFNDKWOD FFKSSKD LEOZNEFCSISNAOLNSID XISNDXIWNDXI

at this point i'd literally ship alina with a fucking volcra if that meant she'd be free from you know who.

enough mal and alina, where's the darkling it's been awhile.