16 reasons why I don’t believe H’amille was real without really bringing Larry into it: I really did try and believe cou cou but she doesn’t fit the narrative that H’arry is showing tbh

1. When they followed each other is just weird timing... he followed her June 15, 2016 and she followed him back basically a year later ~June 22 (when she is in London) I’m also just wondering who she thought she was to not follow back H’arry immediately like I would have died

2. His heart rate dropped when he was asked about her during heart rate monitor with Grimmy (when he started his stable was 68) and this was posted July 17, 2017 before they are publicly seen together- like you would think his heart rate would have gone up

3. H’arry L’ambert’s bf literally exposed the shit out of H’amille as pr

4. Sharing clothes that they publicly are pictured in or have publicly talked about pt.1

pt.2- when he wrote “there’s a piece of you in how I dress” he meant that quite literally

Plus C’amille’s ring is used to show they are together (like at a concert he literally put on the ring before going to Stage B cause he had forgotten it and knew people would speculate why he wasn’t wearing it, but it’s just more sus that he went off stage to put it on )

5. Cherry being the most petty+straightforward song=> like he really called out her new bf “does he take you walking ‘round his parents’ gallery?”+put in her voice note to make sure people know it’s about her

H’arry has never been so obvious about who a song is for (with the exception of Carolina which is another story)...like think about him denying Sweet Creature and how every other song about his lover is quite abstract, but no he really said “I just miss your accent+your friends”

6. MSG JUNE 22- YOU ARE TELLING ME HE SANG YOU’RE STILL THE ONE AND THEY BROKE UP A FEW WEEKS LATER AND HE SANG IICF TO THE BALCONY WHILE SHE WAS ON THE FLOOR (also he sound-checked it on the 18th in Boston but waited until she went to his concert for the public image ofc)

7. For such a “private” relationship she made sure people knew where she was in the world and her location linked her to H’arry, which she doesn’t do with her current bf

8. He literally sings Girl Crush 4x while dating her... that is a HUGE red flag like homeboy has feelings for another man the first time he sang it was August 30th and they started dating end of July? The last time he sang it was July 14th and they broke up 2 week later?

9. Although they aren’t papped much, she is spotted at his concerts a lot and think about it... if they were real why would she go to another concert after MSG? Like at least we can all agree that MSG was the LOUDEST concert+she was seen at his last show where he sings Girl Crush

She is also seen leaving his last show with her friends , like you’d think they would go home together or something after a whole year together but she #dipped

10. Also H’arry really changed up his tour in 2018, but there are 3 things that stick out for H’amille (ok I lied a little bit of Larry is needed) BUT he adds the LT cube (not CR), singing IICF, and playing 1950 at the end of his shows... like he knows we know IICF is for L’ouis

11. Ik C’amille has a habit of moving on quickly, but she is literally seen with her current bf like 2 weeks after “the breakup”

12. K’id H’arpoon talking about the slippers is just not something H’arry would usually want out in the public, especially in Rolling Stones, but they instead dedicated 2 paragraphs to help reinforce how he was hurt by the relationship

13. His songs!!- H’arry writing Fine Line and Canyon Moon January 2018 is LOUD cause “we’ll get the drinks in so I get to thinking of her” and I’ll link my thread on Canyon Moon again (little more Larry sorry not sorry) https://twitter.com/clowning28/status/1292834917718593538

Also Watermelon Sugar and just the idea of strawberries representing women and how in Adore You he says “walk in your rainbow paradise, strawberry lipstick state of mind” showing how he had to keep up this image+ keep ”thinking of her”

14. Watermelon Sugar just ~happens~ to be inspired by C’amille’s fav book, but also H’arry is pretty open about how it took a YEAR to finish the song and how he had a love/hate relationship with it...also he sings Girl Crush the next day at his show

15. H’arry also says that his album should be listened to top to bottom (like it’s chronological), yet most songs come after Cherry and their “breakup” like you’d think Sunflower Vol.6 and Canyon Moon would have been before??

16. Also very sus that their relationship lasted exactly a year... almost like it was contractual

Now why was H’amille was necessary? Basically H’arry needed a muse for his second album (HS1 could be referenced back to past relationships, but it would have been sus for HS2) also C’amille was able to get in contact with C’indy C’rawford+other A-listers so win-win

H’amille has been by far the best showmance H’arry has had from a believability standpoint (in comparison to K’endall and T’aylor) so 10/10 for effort