reasons twilight but gay would work:

cw; some nsfw mentions, blood mentions

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edward and jacob's body temperatures are opposite. edwards always whining about not remembering what warmth feels like so??? jacob is hot enough for the both of them

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no kids. if theyre gay, there wouldnt be the whole voltouri(???) business. edward wouldnt have to worry abt crazy vampire sex either because jacob heals hella fast !!!

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the smell of jacob's blood isnt appealing to edward!!! plus the whole james thing wouldve never happened because they wouldnt have wanted to go near jake anyway!!! and jacob could prob play baseball w them unlike bella !!!

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no worries about the whole out-living each other !!! jacob could live forever with edward and there would be no problems. no treaty issues bc theres no possibility of turning someone !!!

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edward can read jacob's mind !!! and jacob could keep unwanted people (and vampires) away. if ppl think theres wolves in the woods, boom nobody comes looking !! and no vamps would go searching w jacob's scent around !!

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because i said so

7 ♡

don't worry about the whole "hating each other" thing... enemies to lovers fandom unite !!!

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