reasons twilight but gay would work:

cw; some nsfw mentions, blood mentions
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edward and jacob& #39;s body temperatures are opposite. edwards always whining about not remembering what warmth feels like so??? jacob is hot enough for the both of them
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no kids. if theyre gay, there wouldnt be the whole voltouri(???) business. edward wouldnt have to worry abt crazy vampire sex either because jacob heals hella fast !!!
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the smell of jacob& #39;s blood isnt appealing to edward!!! plus the whole james thing wouldve never happened because they wouldnt have wanted to go near jake anyway!!! and jacob could prob play baseball w them unlike bella !!!
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no worries about the whole out-living each other !!! jacob could live forever with edward and there would be no problems. no treaty issues bc theres no possibility of turning someone !!!
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edward can read jacob& #39;s mind !!! and jacob could keep unwanted people (and vampires) away. if ppl think theres wolves in the woods, boom nobody comes looking !! and no vamps would go searching w jacob& #39;s scent around !!
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don& #39;t worry about the whole "hating each other" thing... enemies to lovers fandom unite !!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😼" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😼" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln">
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