MY THOUGHTS ON EACH ZODIAC SIGN: THREAD

i woke up at 5am for some reason and i’m bored so im doing this.. ik yall dont care sorry

and this is just based on personal experience and not stereotypes because every one of these threads i see is the exact same. also some of these i’m gonna struggle with because i never pay attention to people’s signs

aries (based on 2 people):
-the ones i know are polar opposites for the most part
-genuinely really nice. shoutout to erin girl i love u
-pretty hyper, that stereotype is true but sometimes only after they get to know you
-was stuck with one of them on an 8 hour road trip

taurus:
-seem to be deadpan funny
-i actually don’t know any taurus but i claim they’re my favorite because of robert pattinson
-is anyone here a taurus i’m serious i don’t know any of yall
-i’m sure they are all hot

gemini:
-oscar comes to mind @bigdickcinema hey bestie you’re amazing
-the ones i know are very funny
-i take it back i shouldn’t have made this thread i don’t know shit about astrology... sorry
-never met one i didn’t like. eh.

cancer:
-hi it’s me :) so i’m biased
-hi margot robbie :)
-annoying (this is a self drag)
-funny for the most part excluding me
-emotional but not as expressive about it as most people say?
-lana del rey smells
-i’ve never met one i dislike

leo:
-the two i’ve met are confident. so that’s true
-one tried to mess up my life. worst bitch i’ve ever met and i haven’t seen her in 2 years
-the other one is kinda y2k and she’s fine
-not that funny (i’m sorry)
-why did i do this thread i have 10 friends tops

virgo:
-hilarious
-just generally very chill
-never met a virgo i don’t like
-genuinely very sexy
-uses edgy humor sometimes
-the clean freak stereotype isn’t real
-good taste
-pretty social people