how to make a stan account in 10 steps, a thread:
step 1: make your @ based around the person you stan
step 2: find an interesting or wacky or cute picture for your pfp & header. make sure they work
step 3: follow a shit-ton of other stans & wait for a Gain Moots tweet
step 4: try to be relatable & funny in your tweets by slightly dragging the celebrity
step 5: you realize that your account is going nowhere & now see that you& #39;re a flop
step 6: you start to put out the most random shit until you can gain some traction
step 7: why am I even typing this out. im a flop anyways https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
step 8: you think to yourself, "how did I get here" and question your life choices
step 9: beg & hope for a tweet to blow up so you can be satisfied
step 10: pray & repeat step 6
for anyone who made it this far, ily https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❀" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

not expecting this to get any attention, if at all.

this thread is just a joke, not aimed towards anyone.
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