I also dreamed I was playing a video game against an evil plush owl
It was very important we one the game, for unclear reasons.
We had to choose a party of three warriors, and a big dragon, from a video game on the Wii.

After choosing these, the right itself took place on an arena that was also our bed for some reason
Then evil plush owl went over the line and attacked our bird plush and unicorn plush because they live on our bed.

And he claimed that they were now two of the three warriors in our party. But they can't fight wonder they are plushies
I was so angry. So I just went up and grabbed evil owl plush (same size and shape as the two aforementioned plushies)

And I just repeatedly said "I'm gonna drown you in the toilet" while strangling it

And that's how we one
Won not one
Evil owl plush was probably inspired by the owls in Dauntless. Erin really hates those
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