Pregnant sex is so complicated and the internet offers the worst advice. All 10 of these are a flop.
Too much heartburn for this one. This will have you ready to throw up in 3 thrusts.
Too much work. Smh I’m bringing a whole life into the world l can’t be expected to ride too.
No grip support. His instinct is to grab your stomach and that’s a no.
Again, you can’t ask me to carry a child and also work for my own orgasm.
I’m 5’2. 😒
Another woman on top, I have to do all the work position I’m not interested in.
This is head and I don’t consider that sex and even if I did why would I choose to sit up while receiving it instead of laying on my back?
They know good and damn well anyone who read this was looking for positions for penetrative sex, but go off.
Gave me a hemorrhoid. I don’t suggest anal while pregnant.
I’m not even sure how the mechanics of this are supposed to work but it looks like it’s for Caucasians.
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