ideal life

> wake up with a scream after exactly 2 hours of sleep
> sprint to the kitchen nude and down eat 3 keurig cups
> go for a morning 2 hour run, still nude
> 3 hours of sunrise gratitude, meditation and chanting
> return home, sweating, wake up wife for morning plowing

> put on muay thai shorts after female pleasure
> cook a carton of eggs + 1lb of ground beef in a pan
> eat it mostly raw while doing airs squats
> oh shit its 9am, getting late
> open up crusty egg stained macbook
> type 3000 word aggressive sales letter to email list

> fingers moving at 200 WPM
> 0 typos
> send it and let out a violent scream of approval
> gym time
> grab keys to Pristine Waxed Ford Excursion with 4 foot lift
> Twitter @'s and gumroad decals on the doors
> fk yeah
> rip out of garage and speed down school zone at 80mph

> blast pure 432hz Bass at max volume to prime the mind
> park in handicapped spot close to the door for max roi
> Rush into gym to secure squat rack
> physically remove scrawny kid curling in your rack
> pour entire jug of creatine into alkaline water
> it's from iceland

> turn on beats speaker
> overpower "pop music" playing in gym with pure bass
> knockout 10 straight heavy deadlift to frontsquat sets
> max out that roi
> become drenched in testosterone laced sweat
> feel the sick pump
> apple watch beeps
> "call with Mark in 10"

> eyes become bloodshot
> sprint out of gym, leaving weights on rack
> rip out of parking lot, accidentally hit motorcycle
> you'll send him the bill for marking up your excursion
> plow into garage
> sprint to workstation
> 50" OLED curved laptop screen
> nice

> don blue light blocking glasses
> take pre-call supplement regime
> magnesium glycinate
> magnesium chloride
> b complex
> coenzynmated thiamine
> pure fish oil
> olive oil shot
> chaga
> turmeric
> beef liver
> testoplex
> inositol
> l-theanine
> coolant
> chase with vodka

> ready for the call
> pull out blackberry with emf protector case
> dial # on the pathetically small keyboard
> wait
> wait
> mark answers
> "hi-"
> sales lesson #1 - take control
> begin going on a hysterical rant to mark
> explain how you are going to change his entire life

> sales lesson #2 - empathy
> poke at and figure out every single insecurity mark has
> He says he an't make more than 10k a month
> go deeper
> He says it's causing tension with his wife
> go deeper
> He says it causing him to lash out at his kids
> even deeper

> he finally says his father abused him
> bingo
> sales lesson #3 - the killer close
> tell him everything will be fixed if he buys this ebook
> explain how dropshipping is the #1 cure for trauma
> scientifically proven
> tell him his entire life can be fixed right now

> mark begins crying and says send me the invoice
> send him the invoice
> $997 secured
> send him the "Dropshipper Manifesto"
> thank mark for your time
> hang up
> begin screaming
> a sale has been made
> physically begin convulsing
> call up all your boys

> start screaming over the phone
> they all respond "bro love your energy!"
> drop phone
> too much testosterone pumping through your veins
> look at last blood test framed on the wall
> Sweet 1500 dg/ml test levels
> begin to smile
> need to blow off some steam

> go into the backyard
> walk past pool
> walk past maid
> walk past caged lion
> walk past outdoor theatre
> walk past 10million dollar sculpture
> see heavybag
> begin smashing the shit out of it
> who needs form when u have fists of iron
> wail on it non stop for 2 hours

> feel the energy shift
> its a gut noise
> dinnertime
> drag entire frozen elk out of the room sized freezer
> break its frozen limbs and stuff entire thing into the oven
> while its cooking, start spamming twitter
> platitudes, replies, sale tweets, you name it

> somebody disagrees politely with your tweet
> no can do sir
> publicly shame him
> find his home address and post
> guy deletes account
> another victory on the internet wasteland
> smell smoke, its the elk
> drag it out
> begin gnawing a mixture of burned fur, bone and meat

> the sun is about to set
> sprint out to the front of your house
> get on the hood of the excursion
> sun gaze with tears in your eye as it sets into the ocean
> perfect lighting
> pull out blackberry
> take physique shot
> 8 pack sizzling
> that gumroad tattoo poppin'

> rush of inspiration
> go inside
> time for deep work
> pop whole bottle of gorilla mind rush
> begin maniacally typing new ebook
> "Sexual Six Figure Sales"
> the words are just flowing
> yell out "normie" a few times
> it echoes in your home

> lookit the time
> it's almost 1am
> bedtime
> throw stinky muay thai shorts into lions cage
> walk past shower
> see wife in bed, asleep
> not on my watch
> pull asa akira out of bed
> her silicone skin slides on my drug enhanced wang
> nut
> turn the vibration off

> fall into water bed
> down 500mg melatonin on nightstand
> sleep with eyes open as reality begins to close down
> "another day, another dollar"