VILLANELLE SAID

is thAT SIMONE FROM THE GOOD PLACE

Not surprisingly I’m already sapiosexually attracted to the Fiona Shaw character

Does Villanelle like...do EVERY accent?

Ohhhh this character is bit....stunted

“Small-breasted psycho” I-

Was Joan Fergo’s recent line “maybe I’ll pack you in my suitcase” an homage to this scene of V packing herself...into a suitcase...

V seems to be mildly attached to this kill. Like she said he has a kind face while looking at his photo and then she was smiling watching him play with the kid

Nope never mind as I typed that she killed his ass lmaoooooooooo

I HAVE SHAZAM’ED EVERY SONG SO FAR, KILLING EVE IS THE BEST SERIES SOUNDTRACK I HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE

I am confused as to why the lead character is married to a man when they made it a point to show her casual disregard for hetero sex

“WEAR IT DOWN.”

okay welp I ship it already

HOW DID SHE KILL THAT MANY PEOPLE IN ONE WHOLE ASS ROOM SO FAST

“You’re fired.”
“You’re a dick swab!”
“OI!”
“Thank you—“
“…No, *I* was gonna call you a ‘dick swab’!”

OMG

I’m obsessed with this Carolyn character. Holy shit. Top me.

LET ME CRACK OPEN ANOTHER SELTZER AND I’M ONTO EPISODE 2

I mean I don’t wanna sound like a Westnull but Villanelle seems like a genuine textbook psychopath here

Eve: “Can I get a gin and tonic”

“We don’t open bar in the mornings.”

DADDY CAROLYN: “Two gin and tonics please.”

“...Yes madam.”

“Frankly I don’t give a shit anymore. She is outsmarting the smartest of us, and for that, she deserves to do or kill whoever the hell she wants. I mean if she’s not killing ME it’s not my job to care anymore!”

—me stanning Joan Ferguson

THE DRY DELIVERY OF THESE HILIARIOUS LINES IS SO DELICIOUSLY BRITISH PLEASE I’M

(If this thread suddenly dies within the hour it’s bec I succumbed to too many depressant substances and am out for the night )

The psych eval where he asks if she’s been experiencing anxiety etc and she said she bled a lot during her latest period

Also what am I meant to think about this Villanelle/Konstantine (sp?) dynamic??? It seems...as wholesome as something twisted can be.

V is super fascinated by (enjoys, even) watching her kills die. Seems the slower the better. The eye contact she makes - a true psychopath

I’m barely into episode 3 and this series is Very Very Sapphic

OH MY GOD this is bullshit this website only offers the first TWO full episodes of each season!!! WHERE DO I GO NOW

Fuck it I got a one month Hulu trial BACK TO EPISODE 3

I guess V left quite an impression on Eve after only a few seconds gay ass

Oh no I do not like what Villanelle did to Bill

My ex giving me shit for still being drawn to older women 20 years later

SHE REALLY SENT EVE ALL THAT UPSCALE CLOTHING WITH AN APOLOGY NOTE I AM MORBIDLY ENTHRALLED

Okay but here’s the part where I confess that I get sooooo tired and bored of actual psychopaths. Like easily. There’s so little meaning in their actions, just impulse. V is cute and hilarious but she’s not stimulating to me as she snaps for no “reason” and I just—

Okay onto episode 1x05 of KE then I’m gonna pass out to some FreakyTits fluff or smn

The way Carolyn says “I know exactly what needs to be done. I’m sorry you have to see this—“ only to proceed to consoling and physically comforting Frank