a thread of reasons on why we should cancel babies

they are very problematic for no reason

bad vibes, always crying for no reason, if you want something just use your words, not that hard

they think they can stare at you without catching these hands, when these hands are rated E for everybody

when they wake up they already have a problem, as in can you atleast open your eyes before you start shrieking, so dramaticnext caller!

they are just small humans, they take too long to grow up, as in can you not come out the womb and already be ready to attend brampton manor or go football training, get it together

i have more reasons if you want me to continue, cancel the small humans #babiesareoverparty