Rating Chelsea FC players out of 10 on attractiveness (THREAD):
Antonio Rudiger: 6/10
One of those guys who can look very attractive one moment and then absolutely disgusting the next.
One of those guys who can look very attractive one moment and then absolutely disgusting the next.
Ross Barkley: 6/10
Could be described as conventially attractive, but looks too dumb and English for my taste.
Could be described as conventially attractive, but looks too dumb and English for my taste.
Time Werner: 7/10
Gone back and forth on him because he talks like he just learned how but this is about looks so I have to be impartial
Gone back and forth on him because he talks like he just learned how but this is about looks so I have to be impartial
Ruben Loftus-Cheek: 10/10
Might genuinely be one of the most attractive people I’ve ever seen. Makes me question my sexuality every time he takes the pitch.
Might genuinely be one of the most attractive people I’ve ever seen. Makes me question my sexuality every time he takes the pitch.
Callum Hudson-Odoi: 9/10
Sources tell me Bayern were only interested in his looks. Another Chelsea baddie
Sources tell me Bayern were only interested in his looks. Another Chelsea baddie
Michy Batshuayi: 7/10
Was gonna give him a 6 until I saw the massive cake he’s working with in this picture
Was gonna give him a 6 until I saw the massive cake he’s working with in this picture
Emerson Palmieri: 6/10
He looks okay. I’d let him date my daughter if he wasn’t such a horrible player
He looks okay. I’d let him date my daughter if he wasn’t such a horrible player
Hakim Ziyech: 7/10
Not conventionally attractive but looked real sexy when he did that shoulder shrug against us in the CL
Not conventionally attractive but looked real sexy when he did that shoulder shrug against us in the CL
(Honorable Mention) Frank Lampard: 8/10
Papa Frank looks hot in a suit which makes me furious that he doesn’t wear one on the touchline. Also might need a hair transplant soon apparently
Papa Frank looks hot in a suit which makes me furious that he doesn’t wear one on the touchline. Also might need a hair transplant soon apparently
(Honorable Mention) Marina Granovskaia: 10/10
Need her to step on my neck if this Havertz deal goes through
Need her to step on my neck if this Havertz deal goes through
(Honorable Mention) Roman Abramovich: 10/10
Was going to give him a 5 but saw a mysterious red dot on my chest so I gave him a couple extra points
Was going to give him a 5 but saw a mysterious red dot on my chest so I gave him a couple extra points
So ends the single biggest waste of my precious time on Earth