Trump V The Postmen. A lesson in courage from & #39;Looking for Eric& #39; - in which a postman defeats a psychopath with the help of his co-workers.
"Come on, tosspot,

I thought you could tell the future.

Well, let me tell you your future.

We& #39;re gonna turn up

here with 10 coach loads

and we& #39;re gonna take this house

apart, brick by fucking brick.
"And this little movie that you& #39;ve been

starring in with your little mate.

One word to Ryan

and it& #39;s gonna be on BlueTube.

It& #39;s YouTube.

It& #39;s called YouTube.

Well, whatever it is.

You& #39;re gonna be on it.

With your fucking poncy posing pouch

and your gimp of a mate,
and all the people laughing

at your little red willy.

You fancy that, do ya? Eh?

And if you try and run away

to some bolt-hole in Blackpool

or some rabbit hole

in the Outer Hebrides,

we& #39;ll find ya.

I& #39;ll find ya! You know why?

& #39;Cause I& #39;m a fucking postman!"
Here& #39;s to @APWUnational - the world is placing a heavy burden on your shoulders but I think of all people, you& #39;re up to the job of carrying it.
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