#BREAKINGNEWS

The evidence that @PatrickKingsley uses for this @nytimes article is truly shocking and incriminating.

**Do not proceed unless you're prepared for some hard hitting investigative journalism**

It all begins at shipyard in Rhodes, where Patrick finds...1/x https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1294316572299927555
...a BOAT! I warned you this was some hard hitting stuff, but what comes next is even more frightening...

https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1294316585780420608?s=20
...NO WAY, another boat, but this time of a different color. What type of shipyard would host two separate boats? Good question. Let's see what else we can uncover!

https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1294316589064556544?s=20
This is truly earth shattering! Not 1, not 2, but 3 boats. This time a red-yellow boat (remember this for later) just north of the shipyard. Not convinced yet? Just wait...

https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1294316599307010050?s=20
Remember those prime colors on the previous boat? Well, guess what. Caught RED handed! Although not recognizable right away, we later find out what this mysterious object was...

https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1294316611919282178?s=20
...after taking a minute to make sense of all this sitting on his newly discovered red throne, Patrick is in search for the final piece to the puzzle.

"Boats"

"Toilets"

"Colors"....COLORS!

The strange yellow ship boat was red AND yellow!

The search continues...
...EUREKA! He wishes he would've realized it earlier.

"The yellow trash bin! I should've known." 😞

https://twitter.com/PatrickKingsley/status/1294316608920473602?s=20
Lucky for @PatrickKingsley and the @nytimes, the mystery had been solved, and lucky for us that the trash bin is empty so we know where to place this article after reading it!
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