dutifully doing my pop culture homework and I think I need some help with the line “I took a half and she took the whole thing”
in fact I don’t understand any of this, seems to be about misunderstandings
I don’t speak this language, it’s hard to follow
I prefer german
anyway I absolutely hate the sound of this music, just the worst mood if you’re not hot
this is music for hot people
it’s music for when you’re hot enough to wear a bikini on a boat
if you have cellulite the music resonates weird and you miss the subtlety that makes it enjoyable
there’s music I might have been able to enjoy a year and twenty pounds ago but no more
I also don’t wear makeup and that probably means there’s music that I will never understand because it needs the heavy metals in foundation as a resonator
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