I don't think people who holiday in France are frightened of catching diseases. It's France.

Alos, anyone returning from France should be under quarantine. Regardless of pandemics. It's France

I await your wrath, Twitter.

(I'm actually part French. Like most Brits, we all think France is fantastic and full of fit birds, and a relaxed lifestyle of wine and cheese, plus Msr Hulots Holiday.

Until we get there. And get served by an angry Communist woman with beard.)

And remember, France is two countries.

Socialist nationalists who are communist academics and live in Paris and eat snails and quaff fine wines

and

National Socialists who live in the country and eat their own earwax and drink diesel from Renaults.

All the decent French invaded Britain a thousand years ago. (And still own it, btw)