This week in TV, both The @Octonauts & the #RHONY visited the caves of Sac Actun. What an amazing coincidence! Is it kismet? Or the set-up for an epic CROSSOVER? The possibilities are perfectly thrilling (for me and, presumably, @iamjohnoliver)

Peso could summon all his courage to help a wounded @DorindaMedley, bandaging her heart and helping cure her mean streak. Kwazii and @CountessLuann would go on a wild swashbuckling joyride in the GUP-B (we know she loves a pirate.)

Tweak will build a GUP big enough to transport @ramonasinger and her 50 best friends; Dashi will program the GUP's computer to automatically generate apologies for every occasion.

Leah McSweeney will help the Vegemals organize into a trade union, then they'll celebrate with a wild undersea bacchanal. @SonjatMorgan will be in the library w Professor Inkling, learning properly handling of the Morgan letters.

After the episode airs, on #WWHL @andy will ask @capthlr for his assessment of Captain Barnacles' leadership style, and @chrissyteigen will hit the shotski with Doctor Shellington (kelp juice in the shotglasses, naturally).

#RHONY - @Octonauts crossover LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

This thread is getting exactly as much traction as I expected (zero.) My enthusiasm is unmitigated.