Today we are having a carb “cheat day” (first in 10 days) and as such I will be holding a press conference later this afternoon to discuss my findings re: the 4 new flavors of Lay’s.

Think pizza’s gonna win this thing but won’t be surprised if carnitas pulls off an upset.

Hello, these are the official rankings:

#1 - Pizza (by a wide margin)
#2 - Carnitas (meaty, bold, proud)
#3 - Hot Chicken (they botched this)
#4 - Cheesesteak (a truly upsetting taste sensation)

when I put the cheesesteak one in my mouth and bit down on it I jerked my head to one side in revulsion so hard that I hear something in my body pop