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This day a few years ago at #EdFringe I hosted SPANK! (You love it) it was before I drank, which I stupidly told the audience. Who then got me pissed (I downed a pint for the first time in my life in stage at Underbelly)
During the second break, I had to run out of the venue
During the second break, I had to run out of the venue
I needed to be sick, I got as far as I could away from the venue, it was not that far.
Once I’d lost my dignity and that evening’s crepe remains I headed back to Underbelly.
Security were not going to let me in. ‘Yer too pished mate’
Once I’d lost my dignity and that evening’s crepe remains I headed back to Underbelly.
Security were not going to let me in. ‘Yer too pished mate’
I tried to explain, ‘I’m hosting SPANK!’
‘You love it, aye’
‘I don’t drink and they got me fucked up and I have to go back on stage’
‘Mate, that’s fucking hilarious, on you go, move to whiskey’
‘You love it, aye’
‘I don’t drink and they got me fucked up and I have to go back on stage’
‘Mate, that’s fucking hilarious, on you go, move to whiskey’
I don’t remember much else of that night other than @tubbsmcguire getting 2 jugs for me. One full of water to drink and the other to be sick in.
A photo taken of me back stage post pints and whatever an audience member handed me and then @AlistairBarrie watching on as I snog someone, I think.
