An ex that turned out to be a big ol gaslighting jerk once told me his first boner was from Shakira and I figured I’d share bc he told me never to tell anyone

He can’t retaliate w anything I’m ashamed of like I’m fine sharing that I pooped my pants for fun in 4th grade to see what it was like and that I dated a ghost named Ux in middle school so my mom took me for an exorcism with our priest, I’m not ashamed

Lmaooo I told him about Ux my ghost ex like a week in and he was like “you should’ve told me that earlier...” like he didn’t find it funny he was actually scared of my ghost ex and wished I told him earlier so he had a way out