Even if you’re yet to be completely convinced about the footballing abilitiy of Pascal Struijk, Oliver Casey & Charlie Creswell, you’d have to concede that they look exactly like the sort of crew you’d assemble if someone owed you serious money. #lufc

Ideas for new 2020/21 season Leeds Utd calendar: Pascal Struijk stealing your girlfriend in a ‘is this dork bothering you babe’ manner. Oliver Casey at the beach kicking sand in a soft boy’s face. Charlie Creswell leaning on an enormous wrench, mopping his brow with a rag. #lufc

You might blanch at such nakedly homoerotic content this early in the morning but if I want to spend my holiday imagining being cucked by swarthy Tom of Finland looking youth team players that’s my business. I didn’t follow me, you did. #lufc