You know that Aucklanders are suspicious of anyone being nice to us though, gets us on edge. I see your plan to drive us into the pit of despair, Wellington. https://twitter.com/keith_ng/status/1294160120230719488

All we will take is the truth, which is that all our Asian food is better.

Only Aucklanders are allowed to be nice to other Aucklanders.

Dear Auckland: You're terrible, I love you.

Dear South Auckland: Thank you for saving our asses once more, we don't really deserve you.

Dear West Auckland: Thank you for the herbal medicine that will get us all through this.

Dear Eastside: Take care of my Asians aunties & they will take care of you.

Dear North Shore:...
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You do you, North Shore.