Thread by @pixiecorpses, i cant stop thinking about aria and i wanna make a thread [...]

i cant stop thinking about aria and i wanna make a thread about this bimbo so here we gO!!!

ABOUT ARIA IRVING, A THREAD:

- shes in her 20s, has a job as a pastry chef in the human world. loves her job because it means shes around desserts all day and she loves baking. awful at cooking tho.
- has 2 older sisters, kate and jules- who are both models.
- her fav drink is strawberry bubble tea w/ aloe

- 5'4 and the shortest of her sisters. her whole family was really tall so no one knows why shes so short
- listens to dream pop, indie pop and bedroom pop, as well as some technopop. her fav artists are passion pit, clairo and cavetown
- fave food is strawberry shortcake

- both her parents died in a car accident when she was 17 on their way to the hospital to visit aria when she was incredibly sick. still feels guilty about it but her sisters insist it wasnt her fault.
- has a pomeranian dog named cookie that her parents got her as a bday gift

- she loves animals n isnt scared of spiders or bugs! used to hold tea parties w them when she was a kid
- is scared of the dark tho. has to hold hands with someone whenever she leaves the house of lamentation
- her sisters nicknamed her "arf" because she reminds them of a puppy

- clumsy as all hell. dumb as rocks. probably hit her head too many times sliding into glass doors
- has intense sugar highs and runs everywhere she goes. surprisingly good at sprinting and running
- huge crybaby. cried for an hour one time bc she saw a cute dog across the road

- nationality is dutch, her original hair colour is strawberry blonde, but dyed it green after her parents died bc her mums fav colour was green
- pansexual queen!! she loves anyone and everyone regardless of gender
- rarely has her hair down bc it gets in her face when she runs

- loves baking with barbatos and luke, and beel loves her bc she always ends up bringing whatever she makes with them back to the house of lamentation for him
-naive as hell and blushes way too easily. prime real estate for asmo to tease her, which she gets very embarassed about

- despite asmo teasing her, she loves hanging out in his room and having pamper sessions where they gossip about things going on in devildom
- aria, asmo and satan also go out on coffee dates quite often! she always gets the sweetest coffee on the menu- is it even coffee anymore?

- joined satans book club despite only having the attention span to read picture books, just bc she wanted to hang out with her friends. satan lets her stay bc Shes Trying, even tho she has no idea whats happening half the time
- likes to nap with belphie after her sugar rushes

- loves playing games with levi, esp games like animal crossing & the sims. she cant keep up w/ his more hardcore games. also lowkey a weeb
- mammon one time tricked her into selling desserts with him and split the profits 80/20, but she was too Dumb to realise it was a bad deal

- lucifer thinks shes just playing dumb the whole time to trick everyone into doing her bidding, but shes actually just incredibly stupid
- tries to get along with solomon, but smth abt him rubs her the wrong way. still Tries Her Best though, but hes too scary for her.

- wants to be friends with everyone and will consider everyone her friend, even if theyre mean to her. she just thinks theyre joking n laughs along
- has a HUGE stuffie collection. her favs are a big pink bear her sister got her from a carnival & a cake that smells like cherry

- cries during horror movies, cries during romance movies, cry laughs during comedy movies. will most likely cry no matter what movie shes watching
- still hasnt realised that the brothers like her despite how obvious theyve made it. she thinks theyre just being friendly

ANYWAY thats all i can think of rn! if i think of anything else ill probs just add onto this thread lol

thanks for reading n i hope u like my lil dumb as rocks baby

hope yall dont mind the picrews i made of her i havent drawn her enough

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