I am about to drag popular LA hotspots. these tweets will self destruct and be gone within an hour

by the way I’m born and raised here so if your only impression of LA is what you’ve seen on tv or KUWTK then pls go away

Hollywood walk of Fame: trust me you will be disappointed making this your prime destination spot. There’s nothing to DO. you just...walk lmao

Bxssa nova: food is not very good and a little mushy, best of luck xx

that stupid Beverly Hills sign:
you will definitely have to wait behind prolly 10-15 other people to get a pic here. And for WHAT exactly? It’s a cute moment but girl, aren’t you hot? Wouldn’t you rather go stand in the shade somewhere else?

Venice beach:

very ghetto, good luck xo

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I’m not gonna say it because yall LOVE this place and swear it’s a vibe... but the food is very soggy ok I said it. Gotta blast!!!!!

pls just take the streets....matter of fact dont even come here yall clogging the freeways

they will be on my good graces when they give us chicken options but until then DRAG EM! the “secret menu” and anything animal style are both trash. argue about it with your great-aunt

if we are being very very very honest...and since I am always right, then this is biblical....it’ll take you 3.5 minutes to walk the entire Grove. like she’s cute but where is the rest of her? who did this

make sure you get your blood pressure checked after eating here. food be salty AF

a garlic themed restaurant...EVERYTHING on the menu is made with garlic. in THEORY it sounds bomb, right? nope, massive flop. there is garlic ice cream let me know how that works out 4 u if you try it sweetie

baby I promise whatever you are looking for is NOT here. the shopping here STINKS! just shop online because the tourists clean out everything cute photo and restaurant spots though!

I just...don’t feel like I should have to wait this long in line for a hotdog if I want premium GMO meals I’ll go to santee alley and get a street dog

I told yall if you have only visited one time and aren’t from here and don’t know nothing about LA you have NO say. nobody told you stay here for 48 hours and book a hotel on hollywood and highland! let me continue

we believe you, we just don’t care xoxo

is the food on their terrace restaurant French? i don’t remember if it is. And if you like French food then go for it but i will most certainly not be meeting you here, sweetie pie

I will drag French food in general another day, let me continue

oonts oonts lands is technically not an LA hotstpot but definitely gets thrown in there because of proximity and popularity so here we are

but who are me to judge if you wanna spend $800 on a yearly pass... look EYE am just saying they deserve a drag too!

be honest: if you’re not an LA native you’ve googled it at least once and you ain’t find a damn thing did you

NO BUT the food here is actually really really good but it’s the fact that if you go here and you’re not Lindsay Lohan or Selena Gomez then wait your turn peasant because they donut care about the rest of us! even if you have a reservation you will WAIT

please do not actually get in the water here eye am BEGGING you!!! matter of fact, anyone who actually touches Pacific Ocean waters needs L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟.

try the funnel cakes tho hehe

me out in public at LA locals when their unleashed dog(s) starts running/jumping on me

alright that completes my thread. remember you do not know LA, you know your friend from Wisconsin who moved here in 2016 and they don’t know LA either goodbye for now! I drag my city so don’t be mad when yours is next! toodles xoxo