Officially making (and keeping) a thread of things my 8 year old niece Lina says:
1) Someone else: “I hope my kid isn’t that sad”
Lina: “I hope my kid isn’t that ugly”
1) Someone else: “I hope my kid isn’t that sad”
Lina: “I hope my kid isn’t that ugly”
“Rest in peace my bird jack” with no context
Out of nowhere: I can’t even describe the taste of water. It’s crazy!
*the following is for mature audiences*
“IM NOT MATURE”
“IM NOT MATURE”
“How would they even have a kid? He’s wearing a mask”
“People say that All-Bran’s supposed to help with constipation!”
*funky town starts playing* “wait...who is this? Is this Selena or something?”
*points at map of the United States*
“which one of those is Africa?”
“which one of those is Africa?”
“Silver teeth activities!”
“Guess where my grandma and great grandma are? Near Wisconsin! Well technically they’re in Seattle but close”