Officially making (and keeping) a thread of things my 8 year old niece Lina says:

1) Someone else: “I hope my kid isn’t that sad”
Lina: “I hope my kid isn’t that ugly”
“Rest in peace my bird jack” with no context
Out of nowhere: I can’t even describe the taste of water. It’s crazy!
*the following is for mature audiences*
“IM NOT MATURE”
“How would they even have a kid? He’s wearing a mask”
“People say that All-Bran’s supposed to help with constipation!”
*funky town starts playing* “wait...who is this? Is this Selena or something?”
*points at map of the United States*
“which one of those is Africa?”
“Silver teeth activities!”
“Guess where my grandma and great grandma are? Near Wisconsin! Well technically they’re in Seattle but close”
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