10b57e6da0 🦞

The launch of @CurveFinance $CRV took place in a humble community chat. It was a Fortnite-style performance, super fun! I will write a more elaborate piece later, but now the hype is high so we need to educate quickly.

The story of 0xc4ad and LobsterDAO 🧑‍🌾
So on August 13 at about 8PM CET @FrankResearcher posts a "looks like Curve is ready to launch, here is the contract address". Everyone gets excited, but @charlie_eth circumvents the rumours and denies. @lawmaster deletes his RT. I ask Curve team on Telegram to confirm...
And this is where the fun starts: I ping @Daryllautk to mark it scam. Right after, Ben and Angel from @CurveFinance team jump in - https://t.me/lobsters_chat/81191.

See the screenshot. Obviously, we all go like "LOL KEK REKT" and things like that. So what now? What do we do?
Ben makes references to the code, how it's 1:1 similar... and @Darrenlautf catches the needle. [I am retarded with IQ 50 so it takes me much longer]. And then Ben starts saying that I am a troll and that it was all a setup... which gets me confused. My IQ is 50, I can't troll!
Apparently, the anonymous deployer specified 0x0000...10b57e6da0 as the admin wallet. And that reads like... LobsterDAO 🦞 a running joke in the chat.

This explains why Ben was so suspicious!

PS: such a wallet could never be generated with vanity*
It gets even better. The deployer is 0xc4ad. The memes overflow and everyone is hardcore LOLing in the chat.
At this point my 50 IQ catches up and I am like "okaaaaay... who played us, I don't believe in so many coincidences". Then this tweet goes live: https://twitter.com/0xc4ad/status/1293977012550467584

0xc4ad drops by our chat to say "I am Ivan" and we all LOL because we know the farming is about to begin 🧑‍🌾
Now the pieces come together.

What a beautiful way to launch! I mean... I didn't do it, the Curve team says they did not, @bantg was asleep... So who is the 0xc4ad? Everybody and Nobody. The contracts are there, the code is there, and admin key is out the door.

That's it.
I am not writing a "this is why they did this" comment because everyone is expected to read between the lines. Points like "failed launch" are also a LOL to look at. This was beautiful, this was open. Big brain launch.

Humbled... surprised to be part of it!
Also, we tried to spread news as much as possible tagging people around, so that everybody would be prepared and there would not be information asymmetry. Thanks to those who aided in this! A lot of DeFi figures witnessed it and easily put 1+1 together to see that it's going live
Now it's time to farm, build dashboards, build a stronger $CRV community and take good lessons from $YFI.

PS: farming is just a model - but the internet value was with those protocols since day 0. If you compare them to farming no-value coins, I feel sad for you.
Again, kudos to @CurveFinance team!

@newmichwill is a gigachad, pulling off such an idea is amazing. Thanks to the awesome community, @bantg @milkyklim @AndreCronjeTech Luciano @Daryllautk @GoodGuyMat (the real star who found GitHub last stages) & other Lobsters 😻
It's 6AM. Me and @bantg didn't sleep - checking the contracts, trying to figure out mining and the governance... but the UI is now coming up and being refined by the team.

Also, @cz_binance, @HuobiGlobal & others are already on the hype train. Hope you liked the story 🦞
I guess let's govern, farm, and do all that other stuff? We always welcome everyone in http://t.me/lobsters_chat 

PS: we do not actually have a DAO, we do not have like a set of rules or anything, we won't raise... plz piss off with formalities, let's just help good founders!
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