fuck I'm such a dumb ass. the pizza place asked "what sauce do you want on the pizza" and I said "uh, ranch" because I thought it was gonna come on the side but they just put ranch dressing on instead of pizza sauce and I'm so sad

I’m so high that I ate an entire piece and a half before I figured out why it tasted so weird lmao. At first glance I thought they just sent me cheesy garlic bread but NO it’s RANCH

There are several people who are saying this is fake so here’s a disgusting photo of this disgusting pizza. Ask yourself: why would a stoned person eat only this much of a personal pan pizza? The only logical answer is that the sauce is ranch

I decided to try this place because it was cheap, on my block and had a 4.3 star rating on google which for late night pizza is an acceptable score. Apparently they’re known for their ranch so maybe that’s why they didn’t ask me if I was sure lmao