the plan:

1. new name: CAROLINE WETTERBY
2. get “known” as someone skeptical of gender ideology but in a cool way
3. publish polemic about how trannies are real freaky cats
4. call it MAN, I FEEL LIKE A BENDER or w/e
5. outsell Stock
6. have new Hogwarts house named after me

i mean my point is that the real difference is in the quality of the psyops. if someone wants to publicly turn terf and then report back from their whatsapp groups my DMs are open and I’m very good at handling spies, could even write a really unpersuasive book for you to publish

“I don’t care what a chap wants to tuck his todger. Tho I do notice that when we select volunteers for the local bring-and-buy, those volunteering Rice Krispie squares, lack for meat.”

—Caroline Wetterby, “You Make Me Feel Like a Navratilova” (HarperCollins, 2020).

how 2 make ur terf name:

1. first name is from a sad woman of your acquaintance
2. first part of last name is adjective or verb connoting bourgeois femininity
3. second part of last name is fussy sounding suffix

Jacqueline Drooplechester
Philomena Moisterette
Pat Saddy