rating minecraft youtubers based on what i think their ability to curbstomp a homophobe would be : a thread
dream : 7/10
would probably yell REALLY LOUD at them and scare the shit out of them then ask if you were okay and walk you home
george : 5/10
would probably laugh and make fun of them but wouldn't exactly get to the verge of beating the shit out of them,.. he'd probably get verbally aggressive as well
might step on them with permission?? will 100% say that is "not pogchamp of you"
sapnap : 10000/10
WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A HOMOPHOBE NO CAP.
BAP BAP BAP CATCH THESE HANDS!!!!! DO NOT DISRESPECT THE GAYS ON MY BEHALF YOU FUCKER
would go absolutely ham and would be curbstomping them in a heartbeat and then walk you home with a soft smile on his face
badboyhalo : 6/10
comes up with some INCREDIBLY creative insults somehow without swearing at all
yelling but only a little bit
uses his big vocabulary a lot
asks if you're okay and takes you to go get ice cream/ some sweet treat
skeppy : 4/10
beats the shit out of them but only a little bit
probably shouts at them for being disrespectful?? i don't know how he would handle this tbh
takes you to get ice cream/sweets with bad
a6d : 6.5/10
angry french man , lots of french swearing and insults while he beats the shit out of them
scary?? a little??? i don't trust him fully so he gets a couple docked there
Tomothy Innit : 7/10
lots of yelling and cuss words and just generally being loud
talks about being a better man than them and if it's a woman he says "i have never been, in my life, more provoked to hit a woman than right now"
Tall
asks if you're okay after in his Serious Tone
tubbo : 4/10
probably would get a Little mad
not threatening at all just yelling
takes you to go do something else bc it's not worth the effort
wilbur soot : 8/10
LOUD
TALL
BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM 100%
FUCK HOMOPHOBES 2020
WOULD SWAG PUNCH A BITCH IN THE STREETS
technoblade : 7.3/10
REALLY CLEVER INSULTS BUT NO PHYSICAL FIGHTS
probably intimidates them out of being a fucking homophobe
intimidation strats
would pull out every single reason you shouldn't be homophobic with credited sources out of his ass
eret : 10/10
BAP BAP BAP IF I SEE U IN THE STREETS BITCH UR ASS IS DONE
"fuck you :)"
DECIMATES HOMOPHOBES WITH SIMPLE WORDS.
a bisexual himself so he knows what it's like
hugs you afterwards
colin smonk : 7/10
says the fuck word. will be rude
RudeSmoke
probably intimidating as hell in an argument
would punch. once or twice
very Nice and Respectful afterwards and would ask you if you're okay and ask if you wanted to go somewhere
fundy furry : 5.5/10
Loud and Yelling, creative insult points
probably really mean and takes it too far at some point but it's okay because fuck homophobes.
makes fun of them asf
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